Lucy shows up to Tim's house at 12:01 on Christmas Day to sleep with him under the guise of calling it a "gift exchange"; after all, what both of them really want for Christmas is each other.

Lucy's streak of bad luck in love might finally be changing after her psychic tells she'll marry soon, and the person is someone she already knows. Based on the cryptic reading, she's confident her psychic is referring Haley, her ex girlfriend that she never got over. Her best friend, Tim, who has secretly been in love with her for longer than he could ever admit, selflessly agrees to help Lucy reconnect with Haley, knowing doing so will mean losing all hope of ever being with her, but he is sure she'll never love him back, anyways...or so he thinks. Title is lyrics from "The Subway" by Chappell Roan.

Tim is caught in a time loop during a high-stakes, dangerous protective detail of a skittish witness, forcing him to relive the same, sometimes deadly, day. He has done everything possible to keep Lucy and the witness alive for every loop, but no matter how perfectly he handles the challenges of the day, time always resets. To break free, he has to face the greatest challenge of all: himself.

Here's the deal: Tim needs a date to a destination wedding, and his favorite bartender and friend, Lucy, desperately needs a vacation, so they strike a deal to spend a the long wedding weekend in Hawaiʻi together as friends. But the island sun, tropical nights, and a shared hotel room might make it impossible to keep things platonic for long.

When Ashley Jones learns that her ex-boyfriend is dating her ex-best friend, her hopes for a fresh start in college come crashing down. The payback? Making a fake dating deal with the beloved defenseman of Wellsfield Eagles, Kris Argent, to get revenge. Standalone in the Wellsfield University Series *** Ashley Jones is eager to put the past behind and start afresh at Wellsfield University. However, when she sees her ex-boyfriend kissing her ex-best-friend at a party, her hopes are dampened. Betrayed, hurt, and cornered by the two worst people from her past life, she strikes a fake dating deal with Kris Argent, Wellsfield Eagles' beloved defenseman, to keep up appearances and get revenge. After all, Kris has his own difficult ex and prying hockey teammates he's trying to get away from. But as Kris and Ashley spend more time together, fake starts to feel a little too real and emotions run high. Soon, Ashley faces a bigger dilemma than before. Can she get her happily ever after with Kris, who has given up on love? Or will she be heartbroken all over again?

When Lucy Chen's debut romance novel becomes an unexpected sensation, her publisher, Nyla, plans a high-profile book tour for her second release, which means facing fans and media eager to learn about the author's own love life. There's just one problem: Lucy doesn't have one. At Nyla's insistence, Lucy is paired with her editor, Tim Bradford, to pose as her boyfriend during the tour. Lucy and Tim can barely tolerate each other, but they're forced to act like a happy, in-love couple worthy of inspiring her popular books. Yet as staged smiles, scripted moments, and pretend affection start to feel all too real, Lucy and Tim begin to wonder: could their own story turn out to be the greatest plot twist of all?

When Evelyn and her long-term enemy, star hockey captain Atlas, are forced to work together on a university media project, sparks fly as resisting their attraction becomes a far bigger challenge than their opposing opinions. Standalone in the Wellsfield University Series ***** Evelyn Hayes has hated Atlas Griffin, the golden boy of their university hockey team, since their very first conversation three years ago. To Evelyn, he's the womanizing, arrogant epitome of rich privilege and everything she despises. So when a university-funded media project for the hockey team throws her into Atlas' orbit, she fully expects them to be at each other's throats. What she doesn't expect is for the snarky comments and daring glares to turn into sparks of undeniable attraction. With Atlas' sights set on the NHL and Evelyn desperate to keep the media lead position she's worked so hard for, neither is interested in anything complicated. Soon, a heated one-night stand leads to an enemies-with-benefits hookup pact. But is either ready to face the consequences when the lines blur and strings start to get attached?

Love was never part of the hypothesis... but neither were kids, snack drawers, or kissing in lab coats. Years after Olive Smith faked a relationship with the brooding, brilliant Dr. Adam Carlsen to survive academia, she's now living her most unpredictable experiment yet: marriage, motherhood, and a house full of crayons, coffee mugs, and dog hair. With a career in science she loves, a husband who kisses her like he's still falling in love, and two tiny humans who keep stealing her side of the bed, Olive is constantly rewriting the formula for what happiness looks like. And Adam - loyal, logical, soft only for her - is learning that not every solution comes from data. From late-night snack fights to backyard stargazing, thunderstorm sleepovers, and wine-fueled tears on the bathroom floor, The Carlsen Equation is a warm, witty, and wildly tender look at what happens after the "happily ever after." Because some love stories don't end - they just evolve.

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