Here are some short horror stories that might scare you! But be careful, you don't know what's inside them...

I have written some (because im swag :P) lol have fun getting to sleep tonight! vote/ comment/ read love you all!

Warning this book includes yo mamma jokes sex jokes and other jokes that may be offensive to peoples

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Read them all! They're not guaranteed to scare the fuck out of you, but they're fun to read. Enjoy! These are not mine. All of the two sentence horror stories are from www.Buzzfeed.com

[Before you begin reading just a quick warning; this story has painfully slow updates, it is also very cliche but it does improve as the story goes on] When Jade Everett was ten years old, her first kiss was stolen by Jared Felton. Six years later Jade has still not forgiven him, although she doesn't really have to worry about it seen as she knows she will never see him again. This all changes when none other than the Jared Felton enrolls in her school, looking more gorgeous than ever. Jared quickly becomes worshipped at Eastwood high, despite his bad attendance record, awful attitude, low care tolerance for school and the cocky smirk which never seems to leave his lips; he still finds a way to make everyone in a 10K radius fall in love with him. Well, everyone except Jade. And Jared is willing to do anything to change that. Can Jared win Jade over, or will he always just be the boy who stole her first kiss? ♥My Stolen First Kiss reached #1 on Teen Fiction 20/8/14 ♥My Stolen First Kiss reached #1 on Humor on 20/8/14 [Story will be properly edited when completed]

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