i get pretty ranty

"It started off so innocent, she had a vibe and a nigga started digging it."

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"ashton why are you staring at your roommate like that?" "because she's fucking irresistible" "she's michael's girlfriend ashton" "yea I know"

In which calum is anti-black, and has a drunken one night stand with a black girl

i mean i'm only here to argue

stereotypes/dumb fanfic moments (READ FIRST CHAPTER) highest rank: #31 in random

read this bc Nate Maloley is hot :) all rights reserved fuckedolans 2015©

you know Sam is hot. the sun is hot. & I don't know where I'm going with this. but read this because both the sun & Sam are hot :-) highest ranking #9 in fanfiction all rights reserved 2015 fuckedolans©

Gilinsky imagines.