Answering machine: Noun - a tape recorder or digital device which supplies a recorded answer to a phone call and can record a message from the caller.

Do you hate Rent a Girlfriend? Do you hate its cast, specifically its main character? Do you wish it was a GOOD story instead of the mindless slop it's turned into? Does that description remind you of CoTE perhaps? Well, you're in luck! Because Ayanokouji Kiyotaka, The Masterpiece of the White Room is here to save it from the depths of despair! Why is he here in the first place? I don't know and don't question it or I'll be under your bed tonight! __________________________________________________ Hi I'm EasyQueasy and I'm currently in a mental asylum for schizophrenia (I'm joking) and welcome to a side project that I thought of one day and decided: FUCK IT DUDE WE BALL! Please read Wax Wings instead of this garbage, it's on my profile. ______________________ Rankings: #1 In Peak, 17 July 2024

It is the middle of the 23rd century and a lot has changed since the previous, calamitous decades. The world has gone through an unprecedented period of peace thanks in part to the consolidation of governments and the implementation of what many experts call the "Hero System". This system seeks to take young aspiring "heroes" and turn them into symbols of public morals and justice. For now, this system appears to be functioning just fine, as seen with the tiny island nation of Japan. Crime is at an all-time low, and the Hero Commission is making bank on top of this once-in-a-lifetime peace. Nothing can go wrong, right? ... "Where did it all go wrong?" ... Shit. _______________________________________ This book is co-authored with @angle99999 MHA belongs to Horikoshi Kohei and CoTE belongs to Shōgo Kinugasa. Support the official release, you dumbass.

[Crossposted onto A03 under the same name] Ayanokouji Kiyotaka, the Masterpiece of the White Room has gone missing, disappearing into thin air one night before the end of spring break. His whereabouts are unknown, his condition even less so. In his quest for freedom, equality and the rekindling of his humanity, he ends up in the worst place possible. A world of Titans, death and cruelty alike. It's not like he hasn't experienced it all. How will he deal with this world? Will his limited time in ANHS affect his actions or will he sweep those pleasant thoughts away for something more...close to home? Will he ever find the answers to his questions? Can he truly change? What is the meaning of equality? Will he lose his way, succumbing to that itch to control everything around him? Will he ever live that peaceful life he's always dreamed about? What even are his dreams? What is he? "Who knows?" __________________________________________________________________________________ This is a super small project. Don't expect many updates. Chapters are around 2500 per chapter, maybe, don't quote me on that. Simple premise: If Ayanokouji Kiyotaka were Isekai'd into the world of Attack on Titan. CoTE belongs to Shōgo Kinugasa and AoT belongs to Hajime Isayama. Support the official release, you bitch. ________________________________________ Impressive Rankings: #1 in Shingeki, 20 March 2024 #1 in No, 11 March 2024 #1 in Kyojin, 25 March 2024 #3 in Historia, 3 April 2024 #2 in CoTE, 14 February 2025 #4 in Classroomoftheelite, 12 January 2025 #1 in AOT, 17 April 2024 #1 in Attackontitan, 2 November 2024 #1 in Kiyotaka, 23 June 2024 #2 in Psychological, 26 June 2024 #1 in SNK, 16 August 2024 #1 in Eren, 26 November 2024 #1 in Shingekinokyojin, 30 December 2024