"From now to December. That's half a year. Half a year to make her jealous." "I don't know why you're listing terms. I haven't even agreed to do it yet." "I know, but I'm trying to pander to you." "Keep talking." "Free rent. Free food. Free rides to work. Even access to my Netflix account." ". . . Say please." ". . . What?" "Say please, and I'll do it." ". . ." ". . ." ". . . Please date me." "No." - - - - - You and Gojo had spent the last twelve years hating each other. From childish bickering to pouring slime and shaving cream on each other and ruining each other's days at work. You strived to pissed him off every day. To ruin his day as much as he liked to ruin yours. But then the love of his life broke up with him. He fell into a pit, didn't know what to do. Until he turned to you and asked you to fake date him. He wanted to make his ex jealous. Not to hurt her, but because he wanted her to come crawling back. And no matter how desperately you tried telling him that nothing worked like that in the real world, he was desperate. You couldn't even endure him for six minutes, how would you last six months? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ #1 in animexreader - 25/08/2023 #1 in anime - 27/08/2023 #1 in theythem - 06/09/2023 #4 in fanfiction - 14/05/2024

You're a third-year student at Tokyo Prefectural Jujutsu High School. You're Gojo's most spoiled third year. Not that he has many options, as your classmates have all been suspended. You're Nanami's most favorite sorcerer, united by your mutual distaste of the jujutsu world and burning desire for early retirement. You're Shoko's most beloved unofficial assistant who does all her paperwork. Don't let Principal Yaga hear about that, though. You're the first years' most adored senpai, because Gojo has the audacity to dump his teaching duties on you. But most importantly, you're a background character. Sometimes, they drag you along. Sometimes, you do your own things in the background, while watching them doing important, heroic things. You're no protagonist. You're just here for the ride, and hoping it won't get too wild. ⋆⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺⋆ This is a fix-it/retelling of JJK (including JJK0 & the light novels) from a different perspective, canon-compliant until the Shibuya Arc. Expect tons of fluff & humor. I'll fix everything wrong with JJK and no one can stop me. (Everyone lives. Gojo gets the happy ending he deserves.)

☼︎𝐺𝑜𝑗𝑜 𝑆𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑢 𝑥 𝐹𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟! _ "𝐵𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑚𝑦 𝑡𝑦𝑝𝑒, 𝑠𝑜 𝐼'𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑖𝑡." Y/n Minuzawa, A Certified Otaku who lives a Normal life but Suddenly got Reincarnated to a Familiar World called. "𝐽𝑢𝑗𝑢𝑡𝑠𝑢 𝐾𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑛" An Unexpected reincarnation by Y/n Minuzawa, was the reason behind for her to meet the Anti-Romantic Gojo Satoru. And then suddenly Chase him. 𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑, 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑜 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑧𝑦 𝑏𝑦 ℎ𝑖𝑚, 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑎𝑦 𝐼 𝑎𝑠𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑊ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡? Do you think Y/n can Steal Gojo's Heart by Chasing him and Annoy him? Will she Succeed to Chase Gojo? The Anti-romantic gojo? Well there's only One way to know! ENJOY READING! ✰Warning! Cringe, Cliche etc. [ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴏᴡɴ ᴊᴜᴊᴜᴛsᴜ ᴋᴀɪsᴇɴ] [ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ɪɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍɪɴᴇ ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ ғᴏʀ ʏ/ɴ.] [ᴀʟʟ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛs ᴛᴏ ɢᴇɢᴇ ᴀᴋᴜᴛᴀᴍɪ] [ɪ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇs] Started: October 24, 2021 End: November 23, 2021

❝𝒀𝑶𝑼'𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑮 𝑬𝑵𝑶𝑼𝑮𝑯 𝑻𝑶 𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑰𝑻, 𝒀𝑬𝑨𝑯?❞ ▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰ ➪𝑩𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒏: (7/17/2021) ➪𝑬𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅: (8/11/2022) ➪𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒔: 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒅 ▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰

"megumi is no longer sick, why are you still coming here?" in which, gojo satoru is a single dad, and y/n is a pediatrician. gojoxfem!reader fluff! 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥: July 11, 2023 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥: August 11, 2023

"you look so pretty but your personality is ugly, so you're pretty ugly" "oh my gosh! the man is talking to himself" 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 two powerful mafia families agreed to arrange the marriage of their only children. enemies to lovers semi-crack fic, fluff 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥: June 8, 2024 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥: August 6, 2024

"Love is the most twisted curse of all" 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 y/n finds out what love really is. originally a one-shot story published on: 07/07/2024 continued on: 01/18/2025 ended:

"𝘪 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘪 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘶𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮" 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 two star-crossed lovers get reincarnated and met again. 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥: December 29, 2023 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥: January 6, 2024

"gojo satoru where on earth are you getting these kids from?!" 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 y/n and gojo agreed to live together for convenience and took in three children under their care. gojoxfem!reader found family au semi-crack fic 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥: September 2, 2022 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥: January 5, 2023