HELLO! ITS GOLD HERE! SO DO NOT. I REPEAT. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKE LAUGHING! OK? OK. SO WE COOL? GOOD. CAUSE..... I LIKE MUFFINS. I decided to be nice and continue it XD update: this is old. I don't update this anymore. uhhh... Just enjoy what middle school me liked to write about wwwww Also I had no idea what crack was back then I was a stupid kid.

101 strange things about pokemon!

I'm a 16 year old girl, by the name of Umber. And yes, I realize that its a boy name! But anyways, I've been assigned a mission, which is a lot harder than it seems. I travel to Johto, in order to track down a certain red-headed boy, who my boss instructed me to find. Seems easy enough, right? Not quite; considering he can't find out I'm from Team Rocket, and I've got an annoying, gold-eyed trainer following me around. And I've got a cuddly, loving Dratini who is anything but helpful. Now I can see why villains have trouble succeeding... [Picture used for cover does not belong to me] [PKMN Watty: Best Romance Story, Winner 2013] [PKMN Watty: Best Character: Umber, Winner 2013