Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Camber has been bullied by Calum Hood for too long, when something unexpected happens, Camber wants to get away, after years and years of bing bullied she can't risk it anymore. 3 years later Calum finds her, but he's different. Is he the Calum she use to know, or has he changed?

Jordan's life changed the moment she met Jesse Jacobsen. He was immature, cocky, and the most annoying boy she had ever met in her entire life. And he fell hopelessly in love with her at first sight. Four years later and nothing much has changed between them. Though academically bright, Jordan isn't exactly the smartest when it comes to love. Even though at times Jesse makes it clearly obvious how he feels about her, she just doesn't get it. Or... she's deeply in denial. After being sent away because of their bad behavior, Jordan finds out Jesse's biggest secret. As they grow closer, they find themselves getting deeper and deeper into something that seems impossible to get out of. She must keep her growing relationship with her enemy a secret from everyone close to her. Her life, and theirs, depends on it. (Watty Awards 2011 Winner)

Being the most popular girl in school isn't all it's made out to be. Indigo Bartoli- leader of the popular gang finds that she has to make a hard choice on being what everyone expects or letting her guard down to let a special someone in. completed 18-09-15

Jensen Cane was one of those cliché kids in high school. You know, the bottom of the food chain, eye of the bullies kind of kid that everybody feels sorry for but never sorry enough to actually help? With a target on her back, Jensen struggles through her first year of high school just like all of the other clichés. Waiting for her moment to shine, waiting for the rain to pass. But the thing with Jensen is that she isn't as cliché as she may originally seem. She's quite the fighter- stubborn and strong as hell, Jensen isn't going to go down without a fight. Despite the bullying, Jensen manages to get noticed on one of the internet's biggest websites: YouTube. She's awkward and not really all that funny but she does have a voice of gold and now, the country loves her for it. Flash forward to senior year where Jensen has gone from zero to mild celebrity and the bullies have been long forgotten to everybody except for Jensen. Of course, the mental turmoil had left a scar in Jensen but she's moved on to bigger and better things with multi-million subscribers and a hopeless crush on her best friend. She's turned her whole life around, just to have it crash back down around her.

Love is an anchor. Once it's down, it stays. Being a teenage were jaguar isn't easy, neither is getting your family killed. Or falling in love with a Beta that isn't able to control himself. But there's no stopping love. MUST WATCH SEASON 4 AND 5 OF TEEN WOLF TO UNDERSTAND Unedited.

"My dreams became reality when we both realised that we had loved each other and always will until the day we die." Ok, I'm just letting you know that this is shit. Not even going to sugar coat it. I wrote it when I was 13 and reading it back (even just the author's notes) makes me emotionally and physically cringe and I just don't know how this has more than 5 reads ????? So read for laugh I guess

She may be popular, have rich parents and get what she wants but there is more to Riley Templeton than meets the eye. Join Riley as she moves halfway across the world in an attempt to escape her past. But will it just come back to haunt her? Joe Sugg comes along and gives her something she never had before. A sense of hope. With appearances from 5SOS and AU 1D, The City has a little something for every type of fangirl. Enjoy!

Love is all a little girl is supposed to feel. Never should she feel blood trickling down a cut on her cheek, a wound inflicted by her own father. But, most of the time, the latter is all Charlotte Lahey felt. That is until her brother, Isaac, got the bite, thrusting her into the world of the impossible. The town she grew up in is all too supernatural for a girl scared of her own shadow. How does someone who gets anxiety attacks from sitting in a class supposed to survive all of this? With her brother, of course, but now he is gone, leaving her in the hands of the McCalls. But even living with a true alpha didn't stop her demons from plaguing her every thought. Nobody understood how hard it was to be so weak, so useless, so alone. At least that's what Charlotte thought. [Season Four]