A normal sorcerer named Ella Winter is best friends with Frankie Crystal and they have a dark secret. Murder. And with the great detectives Michael Dark and Emily Crow looking for the murderers, they have a lot on their hands... and a secret weapon to look out for. Scarlet Black. Oh yes, you heard me. She's in this one too.

Meet Michael Dark. Detective, sorcerer and usually works alone. But the last part changes when Emily Crow finds him fighting a man in the woods on the way home from school. Two years later, after bonding in fights, crime scenes and just in general, they receive a call from the big boss saying that a new, powerful threat is going to be knocking at the door... And when they release her and make her snap...that's when you should run. (WARNING. IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE ON WHAT IS GOING ON AND WHO SOME CHARACTERS ARE THEN I WOULD SUGGEST READING SCARLET BLACK AFTER THIS BOOK NOW THAT IT IS PUBLISHED. THANKSSSSS :D )

Lord Vile is not as widely loved as everyone else in the series so here's some one shots all about him! You're welcome :) I don't own any of these characters. The golden god does (aka Derek Landy) I'm literally DEVASTATED that Lord Vile doesn't exist in our dimension •,^,• *literally cries in a corner*

Literally just ask me any questions you want and I'll answer them. this is just for fun really. FOR SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT FANS I THINK YOU'LL KNOW WHOS ON THE COVER (if Ur not a fan then shame on you and they are Saracen Rue and Dexter Vex <3)

Just a bunch of one shots about all of your favourite Skulduggery Pleasant characters. This will literally contain anything, including Valduggery, Sexter, Ghanith, Flecherie... etcetera etcetera. Possibly something about potatoes but you can never be too sure. I own none of these characters, apart from the obvious ones, Derek Landy (the Golden God) does. I know, it's painful.

Skulduggery Pleasant has always had secrets, but the darkest one he has kept for years might just come to the light... Will he be able to control Lord Vile and keep his secrets to himself, or will he lose control and destroy the world and the people he loves?... I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS DEREK LANDY (THE GOLDEN GOD) DOES. AND IF I DID OWN THESE CHARACTERS THEN THEY WOULD SUCK BECAUSE THE DEREK LANDY DOESN'T OWN THEM. NO VALDUGGERY. THIS IS SET BEFORE DEATH BRINGER AND DARQUESSE DOESN'T EXIST. (I'm so sorry, I really am)

Under the willow tree is where death sings it's song under the willow tree is where love goes wrong under the willow tree is where rope is common under the willow tree is where she ends your soul lovers go under the willow tree...and don't come back...not when she's under the willow tree too... That's only one of the stories in here...read on for more... Or you could not cause that was like, super cringe if ya know what I mean? And that was only the god damn explanation.

Meet Scarlet Black. A powerful soldier with a damaged soul in a war against a man named Harlowin Jagged and his followers, who wants to reveal magic to the world and rule the non-magical human race. But what doesn't help is that two years ago, a man named Vax Timid killed her husband and child but she still doesn't know why... Since then, her friends Deniver Anowin and Enilia Queer have been trying to help her contain her rage and pain to keep her in the fight. But the question is, can she save her friends from dying in a war when she's having trouble saving herself? Backstory to Scarlet Black from my other book, Michael Dark. (Omg guys I just realised that the story title matches my name :D) Oh well, too late now... :D