COVER CREDITS GO TO LEBWLOLZ ON INSTAGRAM This is a rewritten version- I had already posted an LJ x male reader in the past but I hate the writing and the fact that I never followed a straight plotline and just threw in details I wasn't gonna include later. (I was like 14-15 leave me alone.) In the old version Y/N was an older brother to a young girl/boy (gender wasn't specified) with a workaholic mother and an absent deadbeat father. But thats boring as fuck so lets switch it up. In this story Y/N is an overworked kindergarten teacher, he lives in an apartment with his five pet goldfish (very original of me yes yes, praise me). I promise you this version will be 10x more comical, 10x more plot driven and actually include a well written, properly timed and not cringe smut scene (maybe *sweating*)

{Book #1 of the Kohai Chronicles} EDITING IN PROGRESS While hiking the snowy peaks of Colorado, twenty-five-year-old, Bennett Michelson wakes up to find that the universe he thought he knew is a whole lot bigger and colder than any fourteen thousand footers... Abducted by strange ugly-looking creatures with beady eyes, misshapen bodies, speaking a language he can't understand, and forced into an alien trafficking ring. Bennett is thrust into a whirlwind of events he never thought possible. Everyday he struggles to survive amid the fear and isolation that grips him the longer he is held in captivity. Will a mischievous alien duo be what finally breaks Bennetts spirits for good or will becoming their pet be the beginnings of something else entirely? •••••• 18+ **MULTIPLE TW** Read at your own risk! MMM why choose/ NOT A LOVE TRIANGLE/Strong language/violence/abduction/sex-trafficking/language barrier/🌶🌶🌶 / Mild DubCon/ HEA

"Hey, I need you to breath for me little one." Soft breathy moans left his mouth. His eyes were glazed over. "Baby. I need a verbal confirmation little one. You know this. Can you calm down for me?" Hands brushed through brown curls as body weight was added to the heavy breathing overstimulated man. "Yes sir." was whispered quietly as light brown eyes sought out the green eyes of his partner. DISCLAIMER/WARNING: This is a Criminal Minds fiction. I do not own Criminal Minds that right goes to Jeff Davis. However, I do own the plot and my original characters. This is an LGBTQ+ male x male story involving mature themes and includes BDSM Dom/Sub themes. Please read at your own risk. Note: if I get something wrong dealing with the BDSM culture/community please let me know so I can figure out how to fix it.

Your curves won't lead you away from them. (All characters are 18 or up)

All the stories are true. All of the sightings, the myths, the legends, the encounters. Deep inside the darkest forest, is a mansion full of killers who feast on the blood of the innocent and not so innocent. There really is a man with long arms and hands, whose face is as blank as death. This band of misfits truly considers themselves the last family that have left. Until they met you. Slenderman saw great potential in you when, even on your last beats of strength, managed to take down his Proxies and Jeff the Killer. Slowly, but surely, the Pastas nursed you back to health and sharpened your abilities to their maximum. This was it, you finally had a group of friends you could call family. All was good. Well, in your life, at least. The truth is, you're being hunted. By none other than the most powerful demon that could ever roam this earth, Zalgo, Lord of the Underealm. And, to your uncomfort, your father. Ever since you had fought him and fled his kingdom, he has done everything in his power to torment you into returning home. You vowed to Slenderman that you would never leave and betray the Creeps. You couldn't. After all they had done for you? But how long can your promise last? Will Zalgo manage to break you? And who will be strong enough to stay by your side? Warning: major swearing *cough cough* Jeffrey Woods *cough cough* This is also a Male!Reader × Jane the Killer story. Even though, yes, I know she's lesbian but let a guy dream (even though I'm not a guy)!

When you, a young college student being constantly bullied catches the eye of one of the most notorious killers within the city - Eyeless Jack, things escalate quickly on his end. He can't get you off his mind. He almost slipped up on a mission because he was thinking about what you liked, you favorite food. And soon, he started stalking you, he couldn't help it, you were too cute. Sometimes he thinks back to the day he first saw you... --- He had just finished a mission from Slenderman, wiping the crimson red blood off of his mask and scalpel, he heard something. He whipped his head around and peered below from the tall building he was on. Down below was around 4 or 5 girls surrounding you, you were beaten up pretty bad, you looked as if you were in agony. You screamed and cried in anguish, writhing in pain as punches and kicks were thrown your way, and nothing but giggles and chuckles left the girls mouths. Eyeless Jack watched, blushing and flustered... Soon after that, he found himself stalking you, finding out everything about you, name, address, preferences etc. He loved you, and he would do anything to gain your affection, even if you didn't know him, even if he had to get blood on his hands. Started: July something (Hi!! First book on this acc... Hope its alr, Enjoy! -A/N )

You are a Kindergarten Teacher at a small elementary school. You love kids, and you love your job. But when a little girl from your class is murdered, you decide to take matters into your own hands and enter a world of horrors beyond your wildest dreams.