I made this because I wanted to make you guys smile/laugh..... (No hate please).... DISCLAIMER: This story may/will have inappropriate language

A book of Side-splitting, gut busting, ridiculously insane fake advertisements for fake products and services. This book will have you on your toes saying "What the hell?" while you try to catch your breath from laughing hysterically. Warning: You might fall on the floor laughing. We are not responsible for your injuries.

What would happen if there was no hunger games? Would Peeta ever be able to confess his love for Katniss? Or would Gale get his girl? Katniss Everdeen is one of the populars at Panem High. Peeta Mellark is not. So what happened if one day Katniss started falling for him? Could he ever love her back? Or will her close friendship with Gale complicate things further? Read Real or Not Real- to find out if Katniss can find her happy ending.

My name is Katniss Everdeen. I am eighteen years old. I survived The Hunger Games twice. Peeta was hijacked. He was rescued and he's fighting to return to his old self. I led the revolution that led to the fall of President Snow. Snow. Snow is dead. Coin is dead. Boggs is dead. Finnick is dead. Prim is dead. Everyone is dead and it's my fault. It's my fault. __ Even though the Hunger Games are gone, reduced to the hauntingly horrifying memory of those who took place in it, the demons of Katniss Everdeen's past loom over her, with her wherever she goes. Though she will learn to cope with her losses with the help of Peeta Mellark, whom she holds closely to her heart. Together, the two will help each other to become new people and start their lives again, braving all of the new horrors and setbacks to come with the other by their side. ~There are much worse games to play~ I don't own The Hunger Games. All rights go to Suzanne Collins.

Potterhead: noun. Person who uncontrollably loves Harry Potter and praises a woman named J.K. Rowling. The world relating to Harry Potter and the wonderful characters involved are all the works of J.K. Rowling, not mine. This is just my opinion of dealing with life as a girl obsessed with witches and wizards while trying to function in college and figure out what I want to do with my life. For now I'm busking on the streets in Arizona (sadly not in the UK) playing music from movies I loved as a child, and still love now, with my black violin. Hope ya'll enjoy the insanity I call my own. XOXO- Autumn Marie

9 years has passed for the Mellark family. Peeta, Katniss and their daughter Aloe are oblivious to the upcoming event and are once again thrust into the drama of the Hunger Games as the Quarter Quell brings forth two Champions. Who will be chosen and who will survive as the rules predict the unchanging one survivor making it out of the arena.

CalliRose Evermark once known as Aloe Mellark has been given her Ultimatium from President Finnick. Now she has to do exactly what he wants in order to surive. His master plans revealed that he expects his brother Jackson to marry her for them to produce and heir and all the while convincing all of Panem that they are in an honest marriage. If they slip up or fail everyone they know is dead.

Aloe Mellark is the daughter to Katniss and Peeta. With her 12th birthday nearing and the Hunger Games soon after the family is on edge. Though it is only her first time to the reaping Katniss and Peeta feel that the odds may be rigged and President Snow may finally have his chance to make them pay for the havock they caused all those years ago. Just as they predicted Aloe was chosen as a tribute for District 12 but so is her old brother River. This time only one will be a champion, the question is who?

It has been a century since the rebellion, and the Capitol still wants revenge... As it is the Fourth Quarter Quell, there will be four games held this year. One will be held with twenty-four children reaped from Districts One to Four. The second will have twenty-four children reaped from Districts Five to Eight. The third will have twenty-four children reaped only from Districts Nine to Twelve. There will be six tributes reaped from each of the twelve Districts, and eight people will win each of the three Games giving us twenty-four finalists to take part in the Ultimate Games where only one will prevail victorious. Overall, seventy one children will die in this years Hunger Games and one will survive. May the odds be EVER in your favour....