Is the title a DEH reference? Yes, yes it is. Alexander Hamilton is a lonely YouTuber who's best friend is his cat. John Laurens is a YouTuber with lots of close friends. What happens when they work together and start getting closer? Lams. Lams happens. Have fun. (I'm proud of the cover cause I actually made it, even if it was just a bit of editing and smudging) ⚠️Trigger warnings will be at the start of the chapters (if there end up being any)⚠️ Started: 11/07/20 Ended: 17/08/20

"Don't fall in love. It messes everything up." ~ Lams Modern AU where Alexander is a hitman ⚠️Warning: Hella violence and stuff like that ~ I've been wanting to write this for a bit, so here it is!

My first story. I can't write smut for the life of me, don't ask. John Laurens; the funny (sorta), gay, constantly tired (or has an iron deficiency), turtle loving human. Then he meets a boy named Alexander Hamilton; an overworking, overwhelmed, stressed, self-hating human person.

[Hamilton and Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus crossover!] For centuries, the Greek and Roman gods have worked tirelessly to ensure that their two sets of children: Greek and Roman, would never meet. They kept the two camps on opposite sides of the country. They ensured that their demigods wouldn't meet when they set out on quests. They ensured that the two camps' oracles would never receive the same prophecies, thus ensuring that they would never have both Greek and Roman demigods setting out on the same quest. It had worked for hundreds of years.It was a perfect plan. But even the most perfect plans can fail.

Alexander Hamilton works at a resturant that he also happens to own...but he has a secret. Alex has a voice that talks to him inside of his head. Said voice helped him through a lot of bad times and sometimes Alex thinks the voice is a computer implanted in his brain. Who knows, it might be true, or is he just crazy? No one knows Alex has this voice. Alex believes that they'd all think he's crazy. He meets a man named John Laurens. Ever since that day, he couldn't stop thinking about the gorgeous man. But what happens when Alex finds out that the voice is indeed real, and not just his head playing tricks on him? Not to mention a serial killer whom still roams around in his city, searching for the one with the gift of the voice. And why does the voice hate John Laurens? (cover made by the app : canva) (I do not own any of the art in this) (I do not own the characters or the musical)

Alex is the adopted Prince under George Washington and their kingdom is poor but pushing through together. Right under that kingdom, John is next in line for king, though he still has a lot to learn from his father, Henry, who wants him to take the throne, but refuses to tell him anything about how their people are faring. Both are ready for something new. Both are ready to start their own legacy. When these two meet, something new starts in each of them... Yet a war looms in the horizon... One has a past we all know while the other hides some painful memories that may change the course of some actions. ~~~ Warnings: one borderline mature scene(nothing graphic), abuse, some slurs, trauma, depressive thoughts. All have warnings in the chapters(look for 'TW') Cover designed by my friend(you know who you are) so shoutout to them! Holy crab #13 in Lams!!! :O(May2020) #6 in Lams?!?!?!(Aug2021) I'm so done it's #4 in Lams? (Apr2022)

Alexander and his wife, Elizabeth, decide to move to grow their family. Alex has a job under Jefferson Corporation, while Eliza is a stay-at-home mom. But Eliza has something she needs to tell him. t/w- there will be of the following: mental health, probably suicidal thoughts and/or actions, smut, underage stuff best- #1 lams wHAT THE HELL WHAT AND WHY- 3-30-19 #2 hamilton 3-30-19

Alex is a single father, raising a four year old girl after the death of her mother. John's a single father, raising a two year old boy with his on and off again mother.