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In a village where everyone has lovely hair in purples and pinks with eyes to match lived a girl named Nanshi. Tormented and ridiculed for not having their ideals of beauty she has become withdrawn and harsh. Soon her world crashes down and she is taken as a prisoner of the Lyall, a village of wolf men.