Lightbulb hates blue. It's impossible to get it off. ...Maybe there is *one* way... ...remember the Crappy Cliff? (TW: CONTAINS SU1C1DAL THOUGHS, SELF-H@RM ATTEMPTS)

Lightbulb wakes up in Hotel OJ to find everything... perfect. Too perfect. Everyone's acting like the best possible versions of themselves - Knife is gentle and soft-spoken, Taco and Pickle are happily together with no tension, and Balloon has completely dropped his desperate people-pleasing act. Even MePhone seems more stable and kind. At first, Lightbulb thinks this is amazing! All the conflict and drama that used to stress her out are gone. But something feels fundamentally wrong. The conversations are too polite, the smiles too consistent, and everyone keeps insisting they've "always been this way." When Lightbulb tries to bring up past arguments or drama, everyone looks at her with genuine confusion. "Lightbulb, why would you think Knife ever threatened anyone?" "Taco would never manipulate people, that's such a mean thing to suggest!" They seem genuinely hurt that she'd imply they were ever anything but perfect. She has to choose: pretend to be the "normal" version of herself that they want, or risk everything to restore her friends' true selves. But the more she fights against the artificial normalcy, the more she questions if maybe being "fixed" wouldn't be so bad after all... Content warning: Contains descriptions of medical content such as needles, surgeries, and existential stress. Also implied Lightbrush and a tad bit of Mephoj. Inspired by Will Wood's "Love Me, Normally", along with other songs. All characters are courtesy of Adamation, song references are courtesy of Will Wood. All cover art is mine. Woaahhh love me normallyyy woahh yeahhh woah yeaahhhh

I'm posting the first few chapters now so ppl can read them now in case I don't finish (I'LL TRY REALLY HARD TO FINISH THIS I SWEAR!!!! Hopefully before October ends) After facing a near death experience Testtube sets out to create a way to cure death forever. However in her quest for immortality she creates something much more sinister, after testing the prototype out on herself she accidentally turns herself into a vampire. Her new life springs up many challenges, specifically with her lust for blood overlapping with her lust for Fan... I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS I AM NOT ANIMATION EPIC!!!!

[CANCELLED] I didn't know what to do with the book, so sorry I cancelled it. Test tube accidentally made a portal that leads to who knows where but she gets her team to come to the laboratory for ideas to where it could lead but it somehow the portal sucked the entire bright lights team inside of it! Where will they go? Nobody knows until you read

The world is being ripped apart at it's seams, and it's up to 10 assigned gods to see the mortal plane back together. But all of them are children or just barely adults... And one of the gods is not as they seem... Will these newly crowned gods be able to overcome the darkness that is being unleashed? --- #1 in Inanimate Insanity! #1 in paper! #1 in bow! #1 in mephone! #1 in cobs! #1 in nickel! #1 in microphone! #1 in Marshmallow! #1 in candle! #1 in mic! #1 in OJ! #1 in apple! #1 in II! #1 in balloon! #1 in ballooninanimateinsanity! #1 in Lightbulb!

Salutations! Welcome to my BFB Fanchildren book. I was younger when I made my last one and it got out of hand. I didn't know what to do with it so it has been deleted off this platform and I've made a new one and I hope I improve from the last one ^^ Enjoy! And..cause all the drama you want. Tis what I adore.

----- ୨୧ ----- ⚠ NOTES ‧₊˚ ┊NOT ROMANTICIZING OBSESSION/YANDERE TROPES ‧₊˚ ┊LIGHTBRUSH (AGAIN) ‧₊˚ ┊INANIMATE INSANITY SCHOOL AU ‧₊˚ ┊FANCOMIC ----- ୨୧ ----- ⚠ WARNINGS (will update the more I work) ‧₊˚ ┊SWEARING ‧₊˚ ┊BLOOD ‧₊˚ ┊JUST MURDER BASICALLY ----- ୨୧ ----- Paintbrush has been pining for their dear best friend for so long. Maybe 3-4 years? This diary can prove it! But why are there so many OBSTACLES in their way? How will Paintbrush deal with them? Read Paintbrush's diary to find out. »-♡→ kinda inspired by A Diary For Painty

Something is terribly wrong. Lightbulb and Test Tube accidentally ruined the reality they were in, causing some of the characters of II to swap roles in the story. And unfortunately for them, they can't fix it, because past Lightbulb herself was tampered with. A swap AU where the roles of Taco and Lightbulb are swapped, while still mainly keeping their personalities and ideas.

The Babysitter AU takes place during Season 3 of BFDI (IDFB), where book and pin take turns babysitting Penny, the younger sister of their partners. Pin is dating Coiny, and book is with nickel. Coiny and nickel are penny's older brothers. Pin and Book rarely, if ever, babysit together. The reason? They don't get along. Especially pin, who can barely stand book. They clash on almost everything, so the brothers came up with a system: Book babysits penny one week, and pin takes over the next. Penny's best friend is Firey Jr., who often visits when she's being babysat. But one day, something unexpected happens, both Coiny and Nickel **intentionally** schedule Book and Pin to babysit at the same time. not by accident, but as a sneaky plan to get them to finally cooperate and get a long. What happens when two rivals are forced to work together? That's where things start to get interesting.. Side note: In this AU, Firey Jr. is a girl, Penny is a added oc that's the little sister of Coiny and Nickel, and its all humanized!

I'm going to put this on the first page too, but this book is in the past. Yes, I know cookies came after the dragons, but I need y'all's vote on what y'all are. Some things will NOT be canon, but I will try? In this book, y'all are (what y'all vote on), and you stumble upon an egg in an abandoned nest. once you realize the egg isn't being taken care of you decide you could do it instead. once warming up the egg by making a crafted blanket nest for the egg, it eventually hatches. After taking care of the hatchling, the cycle repeats four times after that with different dragon eggs. Btw in this the dragons are adoptive siblings in this. Oldest to youngest: Longan Dragon Cookie, Lotus Dragon Cookie, Ananas Dragon Cookie, Pitaya Dragon Cookie, and lastly Lychee Dragon Cookie. Also I WILL struggle to update and might ask for ideas! Thank you for reading, more on the first page. Enjoy!★