(this is just a silly little book pls read cause its soooo good.) Biggie cheese has been dead ever since 2015. Now FBI agents Ryan Reynolds and Ed Sheeran are on the hunt to see if Biggie Cheese did die... or that he is still living and faked his death to follow his dreams. (I OWN NO CHARACTERS!!!)

It all started with one date, then Biggie Cheeses life turned horrible. (Yandere Mickey Mouse) (Some Smut) CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE PLEASE DONT SUE ME <3 Original Story

From the very start, their autonomy was violently stripped bare. They were taken and held down and beaten to submission-enslaved and collared and owned. Years upon years drag, time wasted in the confinement of normalized abuse. They solemnly accepted that they'd rot away; their leg broken and long since stopped hurting, the infection slowly eating away their very own bones. It was too late for hope. It was too late for a miracle. Until it really isn't. (In which you get hit by a car, punch someone in the face, and self-sign yourself as a caretaker to two aliens.)