(this is just a silly little book pls read cause its soooo good.) Biggie cheese has been dead ever since 2015. Now FBI agents Ryan Reynolds and Ed Sheeran are on the hunt to see if Biggie Cheese did die... or that he is still living and faked his death to follow his dreams. (I OWN NO CHARACTERS!!!)

It all started with one date, then Biggie Cheeses life turned horrible. (Yandere Mickey Mouse) (Some Smut) CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE PLEASE DONT SUE ME <3 Original Story

Their planet was forgotten--Destroyed, someone had told them. They were taken a very long time ago, taken and held down and beaten to submission. The more time they waste, the worst. One day they'd grow too weak to do anything--one day they wouldn't be able to even stand. Then, their leg broke. Moon thinks they broke more than that. And when they no longer felt it hurt, they knew they had waited too long to do anything. It was already too late. Until it really isn't. (In which you get hit by a car, punch someone in the face, and self-sign yourself as a caretaker to two aliens.)