Russia, a dragon and America, a prince and a human weapon. Following Russia's failed assassination attempt on the Prince's life, America made the outrageous request of wanting Russia, a murderer, to be his guard. Though... the prince seems more than capable of protect himself. There's a secret he's keeping, and Russia doesn't know what. A slow burning romance is brewing along with a bloody future. Two figures with mysterious pasts, and one goal: "Let's start a revolution. You and Me. We'll take over this kingdom." --------------- Prince X Guard + Partners in Crime + Fantasy AU Cover and all art in the book is made by me, do not steal NOT ENTIRELY GEOGRAPHICALLY, SCIENTIFICALLY AND HISTORICALLY ACCURATE Edit (2025) : I started this book over 3 years ago and although I am not as involved in the fandom as I used to be, this creation holds a special place in my heart as I find myself proud that I'm able to create something that provides enjoyment, pain or sadness within so many people. I've grown attached to the characters and have come to see them as more than just Countryhumans. I feel that even after I finish writing this I will keep these characters as ocs. This long message is to say thank you for everyone who's still patiently waiting for the next chapter and I won't be abandoning this book, I am just busy and that's why there are large gaps in updates. Please await the next chapter! #1 #Rusame #1 #Countryhuman #1 #Countryhumans

THE DISCOVERY A fundamentally lonesome person, Russia believed he could survive the Academy all on his own but his assumptions were quickly torn down as the Awakening sessions began. With the discoveries of latent gifts and the arrival of a certain someone, Russia is forced to accept his new circumstances and forge the most unlikely of bonds. EARTHBOUND As the Ranking Tournament looms over their shoulders, a sinister plot slowly unfurls, hoping to plunge their fragile but peaceful world into a new age. When the Gateway is sabotaged, the doubtful duo makes their way to the human realm to hone their Awakenings, only to find themselves entangled in something far more treacherous. Buried secrets slowly reveal themselves in the worst ways possible as Russia and America come face to face with their greatest challenge yet. THE RANKING With a crisis averted and new clues surfacing, all seems to be going smoothly, right on time for the arrival of the most important event of a countryhuman's life, the quadrennial Ranking Tournament. As the entire continent gathers together to watch the games, new friends and foes alike are introduced, each more powerful than the last. Resounding clashes of hopes and dreams are nothing but abundant but even these brilliant sparks cannot hide the unspoken secrets any longer. The games grind to a halt at the declaration of war, a promise to recreate the world. ??? to be continued? FIRST WATTPAD EVER! Please excuse any grammar or spelling errors. !CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE! !STEREOTYPES! (?) !HISTORICALLY INACCURATE! !NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE! (None of these countries are made to reflect the real life country) !Please keep these warnings in mind while reading, should you proceed! (No explicit stuff. I don't wanna go there.) All images are mine. Music is not mine. Credit to their creators. #1 rusame 2021/2/15 #1 countryhumans 2021/2/25 #2 ship 2024/1/31 1 MILLION READS!!! 2024/1/29

Art Cover by: Imaweirddo What do you get when you have a bitchy American, a selfish Canadian, a rebellious Russian, an adorable Ukrainian, a nerdy German, and a horrible Chinese? I don't know!!! I was hoping you knew... How did this end up no. 1 in countryhumans- (for my future self, it was on feb 16 2021)

The tall tale of the later hardships faced by "the gifted child". As Russia ages, he finds his life dulling because he has nothing to live for. He had already succeeded in so much that his life loses purpose. One fateful day he unexpectedly befriends America who understands exactly how he is feeling. He persuades Russia to partake in deadly events with him to help him feel excitement again. Intelligently gifted depressed psychopaths should never become addicted to danger... or become besties. 🦠🦠🦠 America glances back over to me with a menacing grin plastered onto his face. He laughs and its echo haunts my ears. "I don't think I'm insane; surely my entire situation is understandable. If it weren't, I would've been put into that asylum when I was younger." I stare into his doe mismatched colored eyes. What the hell did I get myself into? "America, you are insane." I repeat. I was truly at a loss for words and had conflicting emotions. Crossing the street blindfolded was the last thing I had expected him to try. And yet, I was even more disturbed at how much I wanted to try it for myself... "And so are you, Russia." he says chillingly as if he had a key to my gated mind. "We are not so different and you know it. You are not normal; you revealed that to me in your past. Our horrible childhoods molded us into what we are today. " "I'm not fucking crazy." I tell him, "I find hobbies to feel alive- not to try to kill myself!" 🦠🦠🦠 **Not the story you will be expecting** ⚠️ Warning: This is a fictional novel, so please don't attempt or copy anything life threatening that these characters do, thanks TuT 💗 All art is mine :) 🫧 - Yes, there are many allusions to famous works of literature because I am an obsessed fanatic for them!! Also I included a shit ton of symbolism and foreshadowing. So be on the look out for everything! ✨ ;)

╰⪼❟❟𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆, 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚, 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒐𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒐𝒈𝒔...?❞ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ America is a father. Not only that, but he is also a war veteran and a single one at that. When he gets a letter from CPS, he fears having to give up his beloved baby. But maybe the gentle barkeeper next door can help him out... ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ Song chapter guide: Mitski - focused on America and France Hozier - focused on America Alex Warren - focused on Germany TV girl - focused on America and Germany

FANFIC FOR COUNTRYHUMANS (STILL A WIP) "HUH?!" Is the thoughts America has exactly as he notices a figure appears. No way. The book Japan lended him.. actually worked? It was meant to be a joke. He was only kidding with her, and surely she was too, right??? That's until he hears a voice that calls to him-- "You have summoned me, what is your request, Master?" Oh. At first, America didn't know what to do. He thought it was all a joke, something that he was dreaming about, unrealistic. However, he came to terms that he now had some.. demon to take care of. Soviet, the name of the Demon, he was now going to care for. It may annoy him, it may be strange to him, but he wouldn't leave the demon astray. He couldn't tell anyone either.. it could cause problems. This is the journey of America and his new.. friend, Soviet, and how their lives now intertwine. A 'human' and 'demon'. What could happen with such a duo? (Basically, this started off in a oneshots sovame fanfic but I actually really like this idea, so I'm putting it into an entirely separate book so it doesn't fill so much into the oneshots.)

When he was young, Russia had an "incident". Now, he can't talk. He usually finds that a problem when meeting new people. That is, until he meets someone who knows sign language that seems pretty keen on befriending him. In other words, this is a mute!russia rusame high school AU. (I started this when I was 13, so the writing quality isn't too great in the beginning, but I promise I got better in the 6 years it's taken me to write this thing.) [RANKINGS] #1 in russerica (10 April 2021) #5 in rusame (7 May 2021) #1 in amerus (24 May 2020) #35 in countryhumans (22 March 2023) #3 in countryxcountry (8 Feb 2021) #4 in russia (30 Sept 2021) #2 in belarus (20 Dec 2021) #1 in estonia (3 Sept 2025)

Scattered short stories from the love and lives of America, Russia, China, and North Korea during their time in high school, featuring drama, unforeseen friendships and relationships, classic teenage pettiness, Olivia Rodrigo songs, and hopefully a lot of laughter. ~~~ Different fics are posted in chronological order, however they are not necessarily written that way. Contents: My Stomach's All In Knots (2 chapters) - Russia helps his ex-girlfriend China get with his classmate North Korea. It's not easy. Rendezvous (1 chapter) - Russia and America are archnemeses at school, but they meet on the Internet and fall in love. What happens when those two worlds collide? i'm so obsessed with your ex (4 chapters) - Despite the fact that America and Russia are finally in a stable relationship, America can't help but be jealous of his boyfriend's ex and best friend. China is better than America in every way - what's stopping Russia from leaving America to go back to her?

As per the title, this contains all of my countryhumans oneshots! (and a couple that are like two chapters or something) Tone and topic will vary WILDLY between different oneshots... I'll try my best to tell you in the titles and A/Ns what a fic is going to be like 😂 (also I don't recommend binging this in one go. That would be a very violent emotional rollercoaster) There's a lot of Rusame and other stuff with Soviet, but there will be other ships as well - along with some fics that aren't about ships. (I wanted this to be more diverse but... nope. my interests are specific)

Russia and America are practically opposites...on the surface. Both of them have been through things that would break anyone normal. A broken body and a shattered mind fit them perfectly. But, if they're meant to hate each other why is it their hearts seem to leap out of their chests every time they speak?