Calling Wade Wilson's love life a series of failures would be putting it lightly. When he meets HER in a dingy bar, he gets a spark of hope for love-or at least a sexual outlet-and, surprisingly, it actually works out. Soon, though, it's clear they have more in common than just sparks. A shared past, a disdain for "vanilla" commitment, and a thirst for revenge pull them into a dynamic as intense as it is brutal. But as things grow deeper, they find themselves tangled up in more than they bargained for. Between Wade's habit of ruining anything good, her control-freak streak, a war in Eastern Europe, and a growing bounty on his head, the stakes rise in unexpected ways. Just where this all leads, even the author doesn't know yet. --- Apologies if things don't always add up-I'm constantly revising and tweaking, and this is literally my first dive into fiction after 20 years of non-fiction. Feedback is more than welcome.

You were another individual who was promised something from the terrible organization that was Weapon-X. Going into it you thought nothing of it, but once you were exposed to the true horrors of the organization and what they did to people for their own personal gain, you were sickened. You were finally able to escape to America with the rambunctious Wade Wilson when he lit the anti-oxygen chamber he was trapped in on fire. *Based more on the Deadpool movie than the comics, I also have no rights to either of them* **Cover art is NOT mine** ***MILD SPOILERS***