I got bored :3 This is just a bunch of random crack oneshots for FPE, idk what I'm doing (they're relatively tame compared to other crackfics I've seen in this fandom) I'll just update this whenever I get tired or bored of my main fic as a (feeble) attempt to keep y'all entertained and to fight writer's block

Zip says that Oliver can't get a girlfriend. He bets that he can. The problem? ...The only person in his age range is △lice, the school... demon? OR Oliver bets to Zip that he can make △lice his girlfriend, and chaos ensues. (there will be angst, this is not a wholesome fluffy fic, if that's what you're looking for) This was first posted on AO3 under the same title, but I decided to post it here as well just because there isn't enough FPE angst on Wattpad [COVER ART BY @NightCat720 ON X/TWITTER]