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Summoner: Origins - Book 0

Arcturus is just an orphaned stableboy, when he discovers he has the ability to summon demons from another world. As the first commoner to have this skill, he is sent to Vocans Military Academy, where the lost arts of summoning, spellcraft and demonology are taught to the noble children of the Hominum Empire. With n...

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Sky is the Limit

Sky just wants to live a normal life. But that's a dream that will never be fulfilled due to the fact that her dad is the one and only Jeff the Killer. {SEQUEL TO BLOOD FLOW JEFF THE KILLER LOVE STORY}