To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'

•. 𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒 - 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐒.• !𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑!: 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙧𝙚, 𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨, 𝙨𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨, 𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙟𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙨, 𝙨𝙢𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 - 𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙤𝙧. 𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙖𝙨𝙛... !𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆!: 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙣𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙥𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙡'𝙨 𝙚𝙣𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙚, 𝙞𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚. 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙮 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙚𝙭𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚.. { 𝑭𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑳𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝑿 𝒀𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑬!𝑲𝑵𝒀 } ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ❝𝙊𝙝, 𝙖 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙙 𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙚.❞ -Y/n ❝𝙒𝙝𝙤'𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙚?❞ -Muzan ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ❝𝙃𝙚𝙮 𝙮/𝙣, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜?❞ ❝𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙢.❞ ❝𝙈𝙮 𝙢

[Various x Female KnY!Reader] Let's get the story straight: you fucking died. You dead as hell. After getting your ass isekai'd into Demon Slayer, losing lots of loved ones, and making a lot of questionable decisions... you fucking died in the end. Honestly, you expected to die sooner, so it wasn't a TOTAL bummer. So, imagine your damn surprise when you wake up in a casket at an all boy's academy. Why can't you just rest in peace? #Let[Y/n]Perish2022 (Spoilers for Twisted Wonderland/OWMS [duh])

Title: The Accidental Male Empress Synopsis: Lin Xuan, a top-tier hacker and modern-day troublemaker, wakes up in the body of a beautiful but absolutely useless male empress. The empire knows him as His Majesty's Delicate Flower-fragile, weak, and the biggest headache for the Emperor. However, Lin Xuan is none of those things. Armed with modern-day knowledge, sharp wit, and an unbeatable talent for stirring chaos, he refuses to be a tragic beauty waiting for his downfall. Instead, he turns the imperial palace upside down! Features of this chaotic mess: The Emperor, Feng Yuan, is cold and intimidating, but somehow always ends up in situations where he has to clean up Lin Xuan's disasters. The noble consorts and ministers hate Lin Xuan but can't outsmart his ridiculous schemes. The imperial guards are tired-because their empress keeps escaping the palace like a bandit. The eunuchs and maids secretly gossip about how their empress bullies the Emperor (it's true). The entire empire is confused-why is the once fragile empress now out-drinking soldiers, gambling with ministers, and winning street fights? Meanwhile, the Emperor, originally planning to get rid of him, finds himself... oddly entertained. And possibly falling in love with his absurd but unexpectedly brilliant empress. ---

❝ oh shit, thanks mr. stark. ❞ ❝ yeah, but this isn't mr. stark. ❞ ✦✧:·. 𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘, 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘 :·.✦✧ in which one call with a cute spiderboy makes her whole world glow. ‣ following the events of avengers: endgame avengers x f!reader started: 12/25/19 ended: 11/09/20

He hums, "You're obsessed with me, I suppose." "You're in fantasy land, holy shit," you uttered dumbfoundedly. ──── The dialogues of two oddities that keep bumping into one another. I do not own anything but my own plot & characters. Inspiration & cover are both from the amazing "Veil" by Koterri. © gwopiee || 11.29.2023 - female reader!

"𝙀𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙪𝙣!" ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ➥ 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ➸ 𝘚𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭/𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯!𝘔𝘤

"Aunt! I'll be going now! see you later" "Be careful on your way Iris" "Yes!" I wave my Aunt a goodbye and quickly turn around, out of blue I bumped something hard that made me stumbled thankfully someone grasped me. When I lift my head to express my gratitude to the person, I immediately forget what I have to say because of his dignified look, I was mesmerized despite his stoic face he was really handsome!! I bet all girls will fall for him... Wait... This person is the harem protagonist of my brother's manga collection I read in my previous life! Well, Sh*t!! ___________________ Complete Title: I Reincarnated As A Mob-Character In The Harem Shounen-Manga! But I DON'T WANT THIS!!! Disclaimer: The Story belongs to me and all the characters Warning: Swearing Mc and Author always have grammatical error(You are free to correct it) Pls Enjoy My Story~💛