"How many existentialists does it take to screw a lightbulb?" Spencer asked with a small laugh. Once again the room was silent. You faintly heard Agent Rossi mutter, "Don't." "2. One to change the light bulb and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness," he said. The room was silent still, until you laughed. His eyes looked up at yours in confusion. "Wouldn't they sit in the dark and hope that the bulb decided to light again? An existentialist would never change the bulb. He would allow the darkness to exist," you questioned. - #1 #spencerreid #1 #mgg #1 emilyprentiss

Peter's been through a lot in his life, so when something so horrible happens to his aunt, it messes with him and causes a chain of events.

life after the great war, starts in 7th year. On his 18th birthday, Harry has a vision and discovers he has the mark of the Aeterni, an ancient mark unseen for millennia. It is said that the mark eternally bonds two people together. Will he find his soulmate? Only time will tell. Best Stats: #2 soulmark

After the war Harry got a letter from Professor McGonagall that Severus Snape was alive. Harry went to watch over the man while he recovered and they got close. After his break up with Ginny Harry got a job as the Flying instructor at Hogwarts. Lots of spelling errors. Sorry

Coauthor: KAT 🥰😘(We make a great team!) What if you were told your whole life that a part of who you are is not only "Not Normal" but disgusting? Been corrupted into thinking part of you is wrong? What if now you're in a place where that part of you is fully accepted? What if corruption could be good, when it's caused by a Snake? And so the Lion fell in love with the Snake.

What if Harry Potter made a deal with Voldemort? The light really fucked up on this one. "Ruin me then, my lord." Oh he would, in a way you wouldn't think. But, a baby running around the dark lords home wouldn't be too bad would it?

[Completed] Harry Potter's world turned upside down. He no longer had to spend lonely summers at the Dursley's. In fact, he would never again spend his summers at the Dursley's. But was that a good thing? It meant leaving his friends, people he considered family. It meant traveling to America and living with estranged relatives. It meant sharing his life with strangers in New York, also known as the Jackson-Blofis family. *swearing included* *no Estelle, sorry* After PJO and HoO, Leo came back, Apollo stayed a god, no ToA, no Estelle. Starts when Percy is 17 turning 18 on August 18th; summer before Goblet of Fire, so Harry is 13 turning 14 on July 31st. Note: Story is set in modern day/Percy's timeline. Disclaimer Applies to Entire Story: I do not own any of the characters from the Percy Jackson series. All characters and plots from said series belong to Rick Riordan. I do not own any characters from the Harry Potter series. All characters and plots from said series belong to J.K. Rowling. Any references to the original dialogue or (altered) quotes of the original dialogue in the aforementioned books are credited to their respective authors. This plot, though cliché at times, belongs to me.

Harry Potter has been through a lot he was abused, abandoned, and, the most shocking, a wolf blood. Read as Harry is left on the streets with no home, money, or food. Having to keep his secret about both the abuse and being a wolfblood from everyone. (Harry is 15) This is my first story I have written. Mention of abuse

In June of 1980, Voldemort successfully took control of the Magical Ministry. For eleven years, Magical Britain was finally at peace, with only a few rebels fighting against the New Ministry. Voldemort stepped out of the limelight after the end of the war, choosing instead to focus on something important: His son. A four-year-old Inferius who goes by the name 'Little One' and is completely adored by everyone who meets him. But Little One holds a lot of mysteries. Who is he? How did he die? But most pressing, what is his relationship to the Dark Lord? Everything is fine, of course, until the Order decides to take Little One away from a very protective and possessive Dark Lord. And somehow, that is the least of the Dark Lord's problems. Add one clingy, annoying Death and one all-seeing, secretive Fate and you might just have a story! Follow Voldemort as he struggles through protecting his child, fighting off a very persistent Death, running an entire country, and for Merlin's saKE CAN HE PLEASE BEAT FATE AT ONE BLOODY GAME OF CHESS????? AKA: The Voldemort adopts an Inferius Harry fic that no one asked for, but surprise, it exists! [Very OOC and not a Tomarry/Harrymort. Recently changed summary, same story!]

Being named after the stars is a common thing, being able to shine like one is not. But, a change from Nick Fury's personal super assassin to being under the watch of Tony Stark and the other Avengers was as abnormal as you could get. Stella, with the power to manipulate any energy she can see, and blood on her hands since birth, tries to fit in in the unnervingly caring eyes of Tony Stark, who has decided, above anything else, that this kid will be his. Or, Tony Stark has a problem not adopting troubled and parentless children, especially ones that shine brightly once he enters a room.