A & R DISCLAIMER This story is only a work of fiction. The author does not encourage you to read if you are not comfortable with the ship. Certain themes, scenarios, or behaviors depicted in the story may not align with real-life situations and should not be taken as endorsements or recommendations by the author. This one-shot story is SATIRE and it is NOT to be TAKEN SERIOUSLY. I only wrote this for fun and for the sake of their ship. W A R N I N G! - Contains mature themes such as... • Substances (Alcohol) • Smut • Heavy use of languages/bad words • Foreplay Some chapters may have strong emotions that can be triggering to some readers. If you are sensitive to any of the topics mentioned in my story I suggest reading a different Guontiveros story that does not contain any hardcore smut. This one-shot is not to be reposted, translated and/or taken without context without the author's permission. Read at your own risk.