the pope faked his death. he was tired of the fame. he was done with JD Vance. he had to go and find a new passion. a passion that made God happy. one that would make the heavens smile down upon him. with small communications, he created a beautiful Catholic mafia and came up with disguises for his new passion. and... has new abilities. with a huge battle coming up, he had to prepare himself. this is based on a true story. /j warnings or something: - the pope is out of character - I know nothing about religion so bare with me - gay frog army please join - the pope supports the gay frog army - "pope Francis isn't dead pope Francis isn't dead pope Francis isn't dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the author screams, being dragged into a white-padded cell of an abandoned asylum. forced to descend into madness as she writes this. - epic battle is low quality - JD Vance - politics - dinald dtrump

It turns out....TRUMP IS GAY?! he confesses this to Biden....But...turns out...Biden Just might like him back? no good description. buh-bye~

hot smexy also smut and mature scenes ig

Rip Liam Payne in my ass

bob

THIS IS NOT MY STORY. But yea Harry goes back in time.

... No

Because the title is probably to long: The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua become online friends, and all of them are sleep deprived idiots with more mental issues than you can count. Or A story where Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua have a diet of energy drinks, pop tarts, and absolutely no sleep. Chaos ensues. This is a reader insert. I will be using They/Them pronouns for the reader, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns. The reader will be a child in this, so all relationships are platonic. 👀TWs👀 •Ooc characters •Cussing •Mentions of suicide/Suicidal jokes •Hisoka •Idiotic author •No respect for the fourth wall •Terrible fanfic in general •Mentions of sex •If you're actually reading this you're hot •Mentions of abuse (Have you seen Killua's family) •(Terrible) Puns •Absolutely no plot •We've replaced plot •Absolute chaos>Plot •By absolute chaos I mean Y/n gets a gun •Y/n should not be allowed to have a gun •Damn, still reading this? You single? 😏 •A lot of gay shit •By gay shit I mean a shit load of glitter bombs •Mentions of violence/violent activities •Probably more Like most of my fanfics, I have no idea where this is going to go, just chaos, pure chaos. I don't own HxH yet I don't own any of the art used is this book