After a few fateful swipes Luke and Calum ended up hooking up from Tinder, then they went their separate ways... at least they tried to. [COMPLETED] |Cover by @nicockla|

1. "anything hurts less than the quiet" 2. "set my heart on fire, like gasoline" 3. "kiss me on the mouth and set me free, but please don't bite" 4. "don't keep love around"

Unknown Number: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? Luke: What? Unknown Number: They're both empty from the neck up! Luke: I'm blonde you dickface. Calum sends a joke a day to a random number he found in KFC bathroom stall.

❗disclaimer: this was my first ever Cake fanfic. I do not recommend reading it - my other fics are way better❗️ "You're the star player on the football team, and I'm just some loser. You've got a reputation to maintain and I don't care about mine. It makes perfect sense that you tried to blame what happened on me. But I don't want to be a part of whatever it is you're planning." [book 1] {book 2: I Wouldn't Mind} {book 3: Everything You Do} Italian translation: http://www.wattpad.com/story/25518815-prove-you-wrong-cake-au-traduzione :)

"Make me like you. Maybe then he'll notice me." In which Luke is a punk and Calum has someone to impress.

He had fallen in love with the boy at the bottom of the fire escape, but little did he know their perfect reality was soon to be torn apart. [part of the Modern Fairytales collection]

𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 | luke is an annoying piece of shit and calum loves it. lukehoodings, 2015

Calum shows Luke why Christmas is truly called the most wonderful time of the year. [Short Story] © 2016, dreamparadise. All Rights Reserved.