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  • Tea For Two
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    "Just wondering, Shoemaker. Are you going to tell your parents? Or should I?" When I was little, I was terribly afraid of heights. One day, in a bleak attempt to rid me of this, my father climbed onto the roof of our one story house with me on his back. I may have been hyperventilating, but otherwise I was doing well...

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  • Double Dare
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    Most bands aren't created at the hair salon, but we're not 'most bands', so I guess it makes sense. They call me Harvard, for reasons I still don't completely understand. I guess I was somewhat damned to be a musician with a name like that; not that it bothers me, I'm actually quite good at my job. I'll tell you, none...

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