Writing this story years ago was a mistake🤠 **A remake of Total Drama season 8 because totaldramarama sucks ;) It's been three years since we've seen our cast from Island, Action, World Tour, and Allstars! But now they're back and ready for more! Will relationships last? Who will crash and who will burn? Find out what will happen on this season of Total...Drama...Reunion!

(Author is taking indefinite hiatus because of school) Fuck star-crossed lovers, here they are. Arlo thinks highly of himself but he's actually an idiot, John thinks he's cool enough to dodge the Fork, Elaine might be a stalker, and Cecile supposedly is a simp for John. Supposedly. Then everyone else is like hey, if the two most explosive best friends, a (former) homophobic girl and a bubbly charger socket, and two kinky lesbians can get together, why can't they? Might as well give a try, and feed the drama hoes. That takes about 35 chapters, by the way. What is a brain cell? Never heard of one. (The pacing in this book is wack) [Previously named 'unO chatfic ~' (04/16/2023) ;; Title changed 06/22/2023 to 'the forks go in the frigidaire'] Branches off after 296 Warnings: OOC, Very sudden character development, Elaine is kind of uh interesting Jarlo (JohnxArlo/ArloxJohn) Sevie (SeraphinaxEvie/EviexSeraphina) Blysen (BlykexIsen/IsenxBlyke) Remlaine (RemixElaine/ElainexRemi) Reiyo (ReixKuyo/KuyoxRei) DISCLAIMER: CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE! THEY BELONG TO URU-CHAN AND COME FROM A WEBTOON CALLED UNORDINARY! EDIT 7/24/2023: I ACCIDENTALLY UNPUBLISHED THE WHOLE BOOK. Started 04/16/2023 Updated 09/10/2023

basically a chatfic before John's ability reveal (shocker!!)😰😰😰 Also self insert for meemes -plot -memes -daddy jokes -john being,john -chaotic -gay gay homo gae (I'm not fetishizing LGBTQ, I am one myself) -Death jokes -horny? -rituals -Ships (Blysen/Jarlo/Reraphina\\Semi??/Elaine×Holden or sumn lmaoo)