Like Water and Acid.

"I want to be water," she murmured, "I want to be able to slip through fingers, but also hold up a huge ship." "Didn't Bruce Lee say something similar? 'Be like water, my friend...' " "Shut up."

The Misfortunes of Lolita

A/N: This is an unedited, significantly different version of the soon to be published novel by losangelesque aka L. Akhter. This draft was written when I was 15-18 years old and I highly encourage new readers to read the published version instead. Former high school football star Frank Novak meets profound and depress...