Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Miss Helena Wainwright is determined to see her nieces and nephew well settled with their new guardian, the Duke of Rotherham. After six months of transition, the children are beginning to bond with their uncle, but Helena and the Duke aren’t able to get much past the barest of civilities. Now that the duke is poised to offer for the shy Miss Fanshawe, Helena is horrified to discover an awful secret about the young lady and her scheming mother. What is she going to do--keep the secret or reveal all in her own bid for the duke’s heart? Ready to settle down and provide a stable environment for his wards, Vernon Wroxby, the Duke of Rotherham, has decided the amenable Miss Fanshawe will do, even if he dislikes her outspoken, uncouth mama. If he could just quit wondering what Miss Wainwright is doing (and with whom) he’d be able to appreciate the match a bit more. But as his wards begin to rebel against the idea of this marriage, and he starts to realize that his affections really reside with Miss Wainwright, will one determined marriage-mart mama ruin any chance he might have for true happiness?

Ebony is haunted by the voice of a man who claims she is his long lost bride. ⭐️Number #1 in Vampire⭐️

WATTYS 2016 WINNER! - Writer's Debut Category **A Wattpad Featured story!!!** What's a lady to do... Lady Charlotte has never been the typical English lady. Nor does she intend to be when her uncle makes a bid to inherit everything - the land, the money. All that had been her father's a decade before. So when her uncle forces the issue, Charlotte knows her time is up. She is making her move. As the poor gentleman, Charlie. In two weeks' time, she plans to take control of her future while stripping her uncle of his. When she meets her match... Lord Greyson, the Earl of Claymore, can't seem to forget the mysterious lady he saved from being compromised, only for her to punch him in the face and descend a balcony to be rid of him. He doesn't expect to meet her again so soon, and not like this. As a lad who looks distinctly familiar, with a sharp tongue and a spirit that demands independence. What else is Greyson to do but watch over his little caterpillar, offering her safety and employment in his stables? It's the perfect solution. Or so he thinks. And finds herself falling in love... What neither one of them expects is the sexual tension that ignites between them. What's a girl to do when she finds herself falling for her employer. And that he seems to feel the same...for his stable hand. But that's the least of their problems as a common enemy threatens to tear them apart, one that has no intention of letting either one of them off the hook. It's winner take all - breeches edition. And Charlie plays to win. Highest Rating : #1 in Historical Fiction 5/15/2016 Most Recent: #1 in Historical Fiction 67/22/2016 Book 1 in the Spirited Brides series *Cover made by @Aphrodite270*

*This is an excerpt* Lady Olivia Cavendish had resigned herself to spinsterhood after she had been jilted by her fiancé. She's beautiful and rich, her father is the Duke of Devonshire. But she learnt the hard way that being the daughter of a Duke does not always guarantee happiness. Mr. Jacob Townshend- a self made man, rich beyond reason and handsome as the very devil arrives in England after spending seven years on the continent. These past years had turned the once good-natured Jacob into a heartless rogue. Read "Romancing a spinster" on the *goodnovel.com* and *hinovel* to find out what happens when this scoundrel romances our spinster.

A young and impressionable Elizabeth Bruce begins an illicit affair with President John F Kennedy, and must decide if one brief shining moment in a Camelot era world is worth destroying everything she holds dear. ***** In the summer of 1963 when President John F Kennedy first set eyes on the young Elizabeth Bruce, she was just a girl from a wealthy American family. But she was different than the other women he had seduced; she was unpolished and unrefined, but there was something fresh and new about her that he craved desperately. And she was entranced by him and the glory and wonder of the Camelot world that he brought with him. Follow Elizabeth's story as she begins an illicit and dangerous affair with the most powerful man in America, and find out just how much it cost to have 'one brief shining moment' in Camelot. ... #52 IN HISTORICAL FICTION (October 2021) DISCLAIMER: This story and the events depicted in it are entirely fictional.

Complete (First Draft) The year is 1815, sixteen year old Margaret Woodbridge thinks her world is ending as she watches the youngest of her three brothers whisk away her best friend from Somerset as they leave on their honeymoon. The feeling of loneliness is almost as suffocating as when she found out she was orphaned and left in the care of her eldest brother and his wife almost four years ago. With the sudden realization that marriage is a fact of life and she has no prospects, the uncertainty of her future weighs heavily on her. After a little nudging from her guardians soon there are plans to make for London for the Season with the hopes that Margaret will find a suitable match. Is this the adventure that her best friend alluded to as she left? Follow Margaret as she navigates the sea of Society as she attempts to find true love. My Beautiful Cover by Frappell

❝ 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖺 𝗐𝗈𝗅𝖿 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗁𝗈𝗐𝗅 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗋𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝗐𝗈𝗅𝖿 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝖾'𝗌 𝗅𝖾𝖿𝗍 ❞ ━━ 𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗒𝖺𝗅𝗍𝗒 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗅𝖿 𝗉𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗿𝗲-𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗈𝖼 𝗑 𝗃𝗈𝗇 𝗌𝗇𝗈𝗐/𝗋𝗈𝖻𝖻 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗄 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗌 1-8 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 24/4/19

Grab a box of tissues, your favorite beverage, and get ready to read the emotional journey of Sophia Lancaster. 💔 Left at the altar. 💌 A stranger's ad for a wife. 🔥 A marriage of convenience that turns into a battle of hearts. When Sophia Lancaster's world crumbles on what should have been the happiest day of her life, she takes a daring leap of faith - answering the ad of a rugged Texas rancher looking for a wife. But Travis Ewing doesn't want love, just someone to raise his children... and Sophia, with her secrets and her privileged past, is the last woman he'd ever choose. Now, trapped in a marriage born of desperation, Sophia must prove she's more than a pretty face - while hiding the one secret that could tear everything apart. ✨ The Lancaster Series: Book One - A story of betrayal, resilience, and love that fights back even when all hope seems lost. Follow Sophia's journey through hell and back as she fights for the one thing she truly believes in: Love.

***2016 WATTY AWARD WINNER - VORACIOUS READS*** WINNER OF THE FICTION AWARDS 2016 - HISTORICAL FICTION Against all odds, Libby Marks-Whelan is back at court - and no longer confined to the service corridors as a lady-in-waiting. With the start of the new Winter Season, however, the competition for a crown just got a lot fiercer. Now that there are two princes searching for wives, Libby struggles not just against the other debutantes but also against the monotony of court life in her new position. With the queen's disapproval aimed squarely in her direction, will she weather the storm to win her prince? ***Please note that this story is the sequel to The Season. Since there are many characters, backstories, and subplots that I won't be able to fully explain in the first few chapters, I strongly recommend you read The Season first!***