Danny and Charlie have been dating for a while, but they haven't done the deed yet. That changes after Danny sends Charlie a suggestive picture.
EXPLICIT CONTENT. "Then I'm gonna make you come until it hurts. Would you like that?" "Yes. Yes, sir." this is the dirtiest/kinkiest thing I've ever written. please keep that in mind if you read this.
Danny and Funny realize they aren't home alone.
Danny takes their boyfriend to a spa, and Charlie is up to his typical horny antics.
"Ah...mm..Mhmm," Deuce squeaked, his thighs shaking and his tank top riding up, his exposed spine and lower back already dripping with sweat. His next words were desperate, "Need you, George...Need all of you."
Deuce took a shaky breath and admitted, "I'm afraid of what you'll think when you see me." Funny set whatever he'd brought with him next to the couch, kicked off his shoes and fumbled for the light switch. "Come on, Aron. It can't be that bad. You know I've never given a shit about looks, anyway."
"If that's the case, I've got something a little different in mind for tonight." Another almost pathetic moan came from Funny as Deuce touched his piercings. "What...what are you thinking?"
Fun fact! Wrote this little one-shot based SOLELY on the picture I used for the cover. Johnny looked silly, I couldn't help myself. Funny laughed a little, his skin still hot, "Here? The bathroom? Matty's car?" Johnny glanced around the bar again. The bartender was on their phone, and all the other patrons seemed to b...
Funny and Charlie are trying to watch a movie. Their roommates are wrecking that with how loudly they're going at it. Then Charlie suggests trying to outdo them.
CW: this is a watersports fic! (pee/piss/urination kink). Do not read this if that makes you uncomfortable! Fun fact! This title came from the lyrics of Måneskin's "MAMMAMIA", and the entire idea for the fic came from Hollywood Undead's "Never Have I Ever" video, where Charlie LITERALLY jokes about drinking J3T's urin...
The bed creaked beneath their shared weight, and J-Dog tried to catch his breath while tugging off his own clothes. "We need a new bed, babe. Especially if we keep using it the way we have been."
Funny, a beta, worries when his partner Charlie, an omega, gets super sick. A single doctor's visit is enough to ease Funny's mind, as well as push him and Charlie closer than ever.
CW: this is a watersports fic! (pee/piss/urination kink). Do not read this if that makes you uncomfortable! Kurlzz's eyes traveled up and down his partner, and he was grateful for the cool tile against his sweaty skin. His body trembled with need, and his cheeks were flushed, the ache between his legs only getting mor...
Danny looked back up at him, "You...You're not gonna make fun of me? Say any mean shit? I'm..." Danny bit down on his lip, trying to keep his crying under control, "I'm breaking down in front of you. You're not...turning it into some joke?" "Jeez, American Idol. How much of a douchebag do you think I am?" Deuce's rubb...
Johnny was staring, his eyes wide and hungry, "Fuck, Matt...Sit on my face."
"H-Holy...George, I think I'm gonna-" Johnny leaned down, sinking his teeth into Funny's shoulder, "Don't you dare."
The older man grabbed a strawberry from the bowl on the nightstand, placing it in Charlie's hand. "Put this anywhere you'd like, and I'll eat it off of you."
Just some Funny Man smut that I decided to write cause I was bored.
Okay, want the gist of it? For starters, this is a one-shot. In this one-shot, Dylan and Danny are kinky little shits, and decide to play a little dress-up. By that I mean Danny dresses up and Dylan just admires him... *ahem* Danny wears a maid outfit! If you don't like this image, leave. No Alvarillo for you! If you...
Jorel Decker (J-Dog) has a problem and he sees Dr. Daniel Murillo (Danny) for a cure! This is my second one shot ever dedicated to my bestie! Keep writing and doing you, you beautiful person! @ArdenSentry
"You know we're gonna have to be quiet, right, baby?" Kurlzz spoke softly, straddling Charlie and pressing kisses all over the younger man's throat and shoulders. Charlie bit back a whine, managing to nod, "Yeah, yeah Matty. I can shut up."
This is a tiny collection of three one-shots i wrote, set in a universe where the members of Hollywood Undead have royal families and kingdoms. All three stories take place on the same night at a masquerade ball. Jorel meets up with a man who isn't one of his suitors. George contemplates his feelings for two of the m...
Deuce pleases himself while his boyfriend is away.
J-Dog was in heaven, this position being his absolute favorite. He sucked and licked, feeling Johnny's arousal drip down onto his beard. "God, George, I wanna die like this."
It's winter in Los Angeles and Jordon and Matt try to stay warm. And they get a little carried away in doing so. (contains smut)
Let's just say that Danny and Dylan get drunk and expirament with some suger....
Funny set the monster of a toy back down, a little embarrassed at how he was feeling due to such a discovery. He'd never really been self-conscious about his size, but if Danny had gotten something as excessive as this, Funny wondered if he was doing something wrong. If Danny wasn't satisfied with their sex life. Funn...
Charlie and Kurlzz get stuck in an elevator.