I was basically pretty bored and kinda thought of an idea to make this book aswell so..yeah :/

part two of the original book: Object Show Smut

I just do oneshots, don't expect me to do every single request. I have school. BUT I might be able to do most of them, so that's cool.

Oo what's that a new book :0 I haven't forgot about tengolf btw I'm setting up a couple if chapters so I can post them whilst im at school (I want everything to sync with real time) Humanized or Objectivefied is up to you Mainly ships Icl Smut is allowed Ships I like!! (Lightbrush, Fantube, Bickel,Payjay,Silvercandle, Trophcheese) (Coinpin, fireafy, MATCHIL, penraser,Tengolf,light fan, flowerpop) No Cherries ships No fj ships

osc smuy ( POSSIBLE Slow Updates ) update: Starting a new book

[BFDI(A)/BFB/TPOT] Fun times with the R34 B.F.D. High students. HUMANIZED. For the 1% of you who came from "B.F.D. High" itself and not just from the "NSFW" tag: this book takes place in R34, not R1. So most events in this book will not affect events in that book; such events are non-canon to that universe. R34 does share most of its lore with the main universe, though. However, quite a bit of it will be altered for the purposes of this book. If you're not familiar with the lore from the main book, don't worry about it. I'll try my best not to make the lore interfere with the good stuff, but I'd really appreciate it if you checked out the main book, too. Also, certain aspects of presented mature events in this book will be exaggerated for the sake of content. This book takes place in an alternate universe that's ENTIRELY designed and COMPLETELY built around doing the dirty. I'll try not to go too overboard in my descriptions, but don't expect something totally realistic, either. All characters depicted in mature situations in this work are 18 years of age or older. It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable. Enjoy?

⚠️WARNING⚠️ this story will contain explicit content. and or NSFW scenes, Sh, blood, weed, and alot of gayness.. If you dislike or cant handle any of this kind of stuff. please click off this story. after bfb 30, woody and blocky decided to move into a house together as roomates/friends. since then the two have grown closer and closer, blocky has started to develop feelings for his woody lil friend and doesn't know how to deal with them. will he ever tell woody.? will woody accept him even after all these shitty years? find out in this horrible story lmfao (disclaimer this has alot of my headcanons for them) Nome of the art shown is mine btw

I apologize as the hypersexual part of my brain forced me to do this As of 2025-26, it's usually just ii now

Basically oneshot ships you can suggest, while whenever I feel not so bright I can make one of my own.

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