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Y/N is sold to the notorious mafia kings and vampire-werewolf-idols, ATEEZ.
Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: For legal and personal reasons this is a joke. It also serves as a self-callout post. I know little to nothing about Ateez. This is a crack fic I wrote for a friend in exchange for free Ateez concert tickets.
𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑒𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑔𝑙𝑒𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑜𝑔𝑦𝑛𝑦, 𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑎𝑔𝑒 (𝑒.𝑔. "𝑎𝑙𝑝ℎ𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒"), 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑢𝑡, 𝑣𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 (𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑎 𝑣𝑎𝑐𝑢𝑢𝑚 𝑐𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑟), 𝐸𝑙𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑟