One-shots of you in the Splatoon world! I've begun rewriting a lot of them (which will be marked with an old or new label). Read with caution because I was like 13 writing most of these (O_O) The MC is female!

oWo what's this? A Splatoon meme book?

Stupid stuff with the New Squidbeak Splatoon :D (Some chapters will have characters from my AU but those chapters will be clearly shown as "Sanitized Incorrect Quotes" rather than "Agent Incorrect Quotes" so to avoid some spoilers or just to find out who the hell the characters are, I'd suggest either skipping over the chapters or reading the AU Sanitized!) !There will be a lot of shipping, not really any NSFW but some ships include 3x8, Pearlina, Shye, and Calf1sh!

Ummm... read the title

Ayyy squid porn

Highest Ranking: #1 in Splatoon Taking requests as of July 22nd 2025. Uh hey I'm back???

Read the title ya bimbo

☆𝙾𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 ☆𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚜 ☆𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜 *ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ꜱᴇᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴀʟʟᴇʟꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ "ᴠᴀʀɪᴏᴜꜱ! ꜱᴘʟᴀᴛᴏᴏɴ ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ x ꜱᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ! ɪꜱᴇᴋᴀɪ'ᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ" ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ!

I'm doing this because I'm bored and because Army and Prince is b a e Reader is female by default unless if I state otherwise Splatoon doesn't belong to me

Welcome to the random book of S4 Shenanigans. A splatoon manga (fanfic ig?) containing head cannons, incorrect quotes, one shot thingies, ships, fanart, and other random sheetz that exists in my mind just waiting to get onto paper(or uhhh screen in this case?!) Now that my 8 brain cells have come to an agreement to do this, I hope you enjoy this book featuring yours truly: Army Aloha Mask And of course, the one and only Skull. Ft. Others lol Requests are open! Tell me to do stuff cause I need ideas. This includes APPROPRIATE ships. Thank you. Legit come hang we just b vibin here. ((A-and one more thing... it might include some swearing and brief discussions of serious topics. Enjoy!)) #1 in Aloha #4 in s4(hehe) #1 in splatoonoctoexpansion