Inspired by Angely0122's book "It's all about Helsa" I would like to share my thoughts on the Helsa pairing. My reasons, theories, plus comparisions with other media. All friendly but with some "strong words" here and there. This is going to be MY OPINION so if you don't like or hate Helsa, don't read this. Plus if someone sees typos or something, don't get mad, english is not my birth language and this is my first script, bear it please. Here goes nothing *gulp*

THIS IS A DAMN PARODY. THIS IS IN NO WAY GENUINE AND IS ONLY UP FOR FRIENDS TO LAUGH AT. WARNING ONCE AGAIN. THIS IS A PARODY AND DOES IN NO WAY REFLECT MY INTERESTS, WRITING STYLE OR PERSONALITY. READ AT YOUR CAUTION, ITS BRAIN CELL DAMAGING. So I went to a school. Biebs was resident bad boy, he so hot I quivered down there, you know? Like da holy triangle, the special toosh, the centre hole, the vagegey, the delicate pad, the banana holder, the pen cup, the baby maker, the thing that makes ya a women. I dunno how ta explain it. He so tight in leather pants, he da BADBOY Beibs. _________ Call this #Parogarretaliation2 coz I had so much fun with the first. WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS AND THINK IT IS MY GENUINE WORK. THIS IS A PARODY. ALSO, YOUR BRAINS MIGHT JUST MELT A LITTLE BY READING SO I'D ADVISE FOR A HELMET AND SOME POPCORN.

Some opposites attract; some rip each others clothes off. Stormy-Rain and Marcus are polar opposites: she's a free-spirited, Tarot card reading, rainbow-haired hippie; he wears a suit and tie, and over-shines his already too-shiny shoes. She believes in ancient aliens, crystal healing and auras; he's governed by law and logic, and doesn't believe in Fate. But Fate believes in them...So what happens when their worlds collide and disaster strikes? When they're thrown together under strange circumstances and embark on an epic road trip to catch a plane to a wedding a long way from home? The clock is ticking...and they are seriously ticking each other off. But they're about to discover just how thin the line is between love and hate.

King Thranduil has everything at his feet. His son, Legolas, a kingdom and a crown with all of its treasures, but what he doesn't have is a companion to share his life with. When Laer steps into his kingdom he finds himself curious about her, what makes her smile, what makes her tick, and most of all, what does this average elf think of the king of Mirkwood? I do not own any of the characters besides Laer and Rovain, everything else goes happily to Tolkien. ** Extremely Slow Updates ** Due to complaints I feel the need to write this... it clearly says slow updates above. It doesn't say completed in the details either. This is an unfinished story. There are slow updates. I have an extremely busy schedule with my full time job, my full time in college and the work load I receive from college and I go through extremely rough patches with my depression to where I do nothing. I have no time to write and in the time that I do, I don't want to force myself to write a chapter because it won't come out as nicely as I'd want it. I understand the frustration of not being able to read a finished story because that frustrates me too, but please be courteous enough to ask why I don't update or be even nice about it. I worry about enough and having readers be angry with me, really upsets me and doesn't really push me to write. If anything, it makes me want to just delete this story all together because I don't know when this will be finished or if it ever will be. Some of you have been extremely supportive for my situation, so thank you for that... again, slow updates and I don't know when this will be finished.