"White Boy Carl was long gone, but a big booty still made me weak in the knees (and hard a little further up)." | Carl Gallagher, recently home after graduating from military school, has a strong physical attraction to a new neighborhood girl. Little does he know the feeling is mutual. *Mature content.*

"Why would a pretty lil thing like you be out here dealing drugs?" "Oh, I didn't realize I had to give my customers an explanation." Song: Cherry Cola by Jon Kuwada *Slow Updates* -doesn't necessarily follow the show timeline, meaning not everything will line up with what happens in the show*

What happens when you are in the middle of a drug deal and end up running into a sticky situation with Carl Gallagher, your neighbor ?

You find out Carl is a virgin and he wants a confession from you in return.