Dazai Osamu is the farthest possible thing from the ideal woman Kunikida Doppo has written so much about in his notebook. And yet . . . Kunikida is hoplessly in love with him anyway. Kunikida doesn't belive he has a chance with his coworker, I mean, have you seen the way he flirts with women? Straight as the rulers Kunikida used to use in his maths class. Dazai meanwhile is also inlove with uptight but still charming coworker. But how can Dazai ever come close to the woman Kunikida has in mind? Will these two damn idiots figure their shit out or not? God, I hope they do, for all our sanity! (Summary sponsered by Edogawa Ranpo) Categories: angst, fluff, getting together Warnings: N/A #1 in doppokunikida #1 in kunkidazai

The general public knows Dazai and Kunikida as the one of the top detective duos at the Armed Detective Agency. Meanwhile, their coworkers know them as complete and total opposites, Dazai being a goofball and Kunikida being the most serious person alive. Dazai annoys Kunikida to no end, and Kunikida appears to hate Dazai. But could there be more to these two than meets the eye...? 👀 I don't own BSD, I'm just a huge fan STARTED: March 19, 2022 COMPLETED: April 2, 2022

" Oh..." " Kunikida, don't look." Dazai was on the ground. Open wounds, and blood all over the floor. His entire face looking disheveled. Kunikida had never seen him this way. Dazai looked worried. Worried of what feelings this would have aroused for Kunikida. Anger, frustration, disgust. But what Kunikida felt was far away from all of these assumptions. " Why didn't you tell me? " [This story is based a few weeks after the Decay of Angels Arc]