Feel the potato. Breathe the potato. Be the potato. Embrace your inner potato. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- (mood faces intended.) When every teen fiction cliche stereotype meets reality, you get the chronicles of a potato. The main potato in this story however is Sky Woods, a soon to be 16 year old girl. She gets new neighbors, and fortunately for her, they have a son her age. Unfortunately for her, he's super cute. Welcome to the potato clan, a group of friends who value friendship and loyalty over all. They're the group of friends you wish you could join but never would because you're not cool enough and care about what people think of you. Though this is a love story, the main story is and always will be about the friendships. Fries before guys, right? Sky and Peter meet shortly before school, and they instantly click. She then introduces him to her friends, and they all open up to him; something they would never do unless they're comfortable around you and trust you. But were they right to trust Peter? High school takes a crazy turn, and you'd be thankful this isn't a musical, because trust me, you don't want to hear Sky sing. Ever heard a dying goat? ...no? Oh...*clears throat* Neither have I.. Just...read the story. [WORKING ON SEQUEL] Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or fandoms I reference in this book. All rights to the rightful creators. WARNING: IT WILL HAVE SOME CURSE WORDS BUT LIKE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT IT'S A HIGH SCHOOL AND THEY'RE THE BEST OF FRIENDS! Started: July 30th 2020 Ended: August 3rd 2020 #394 in teen fiction 5.15.2020 #190 in relatable 5.25.2020 #19 in potato 8.4.2020

18+ Trigger warning for talk of suicide/drugs.* A story about a young human girl who tries to steal from a fae man. She gets put in a cell under the royal palace, waiting for her 18th birthday. While in jail, she meets a young boy, they develop a friendship that turns into something more. By her 18th birthday instead of a trial and the execution she's been waiting for she gets a whole lot more. This is a fully done story that is 35 ch, exactly 128,210 words. If you're just looking for smut ch. 14, 17, 30, 31, and 33 Preview Ivy felt like she had been lit on fire, a cold icy fire that was burning her alive. "I wish you were dead", she hissed at him as she broke the kiss. "Do it, kill me", he hissed back. She went for his throat, the lessons definitely helped but she was no match for him. "One day you'll be able to best me. Lucky for me that day isn't today." Ivy had wanted to claw his eyes out, "you're a monster." "So is everyone." "Not everyone kills seventeen guards." "You're right, only the strong kill in our world. Too bad we don't live in a fairytale." "Don't dare make me feel insane, it's insane, the world we live in! The death that surrounds SkyWood is sickening!" "It's utter insanity, love." "I hate it", "as do I." Than release me from our bargain! Let me live a life free of you!" Ivy said talking of her sworn allegiance to him for two years. "No!" He said before slamming his mouth back to hers. Their kisses were insanity. Crazy to a fault. "I love you." Ivy hated when he said it, "no you don't. One with a black heart cannot love." "I fucking love you with my whole black heart." "You don't know what love is. You love the idea of love. You love how loving me makes you feel." "And how does loving you make me feel?" "Like your heart isn't black." "Fair enough." They kissed urgently, Ivy removed her pants while he ripped her shirt from her body....