"𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞-" "𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐲." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which the eldest byers child works as a secretary for the hawkins police department - and the chief of police is just a little obsessed with her.

"𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭?" "𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which kurt's sister, dan, finds herself falling for someone else's boyfriend