in which an overly horny guy has to learn that not every girl likes him and his d.ick

❝and that's how it works, that's how you get the girl -❞ ©violetharmcn 2015

alright, students. your final project is due a month from today. i'd like you to take a picture of the most beautiful thing you can find.

❝I don't know where you're going, but do you got room for one more troubled soul?❞ -FOB © Narry-My-Storan || Bailey

"Welcome to the chase. Might as well just call it Hell." cover by @Iucifer

because he was so pleasing to the eye that aurora couldn't get enough. (cover by elle) [fanfiction #81]

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]