[READ IN DARK MODE] Listen, the text said I had to forward it to eight people or I would get booty hair. So, naturally, I sent it to the first eight people who came to mind. Stray Kids. What I didn't expect was that one of them would reply. [rated mature for sexual content]

when two best friends unknowingly share the same kink. but that's not all there is to it. as behind every kink, is a surprisingly deeper meaning. "oh my god, just fuck already." "huh?" "the sexual tension is so thick, i can't even see right now." "what are you talking about?" "she's being a brat, hyung." the words seeming to set off something in him, and his eyes were on me in seconds. ~~~~~ DISCLAIMERS: - intended lowercase - purely fiction - bang chan in this story does not represent bang chan in real life - same goes for any other members of SKZ included in this story - all rights reserved; please do not copy my story, or translate without permission WARNINGS: - mature language and situations - suggestive language - sex scenes/sexual scenarios - a little angsty - USE OF BABY GIRL/DADDY NICKNAMES. dnr if that makes you uncomfortable. ~~~~~ RANKINGS: #2 IN KPOPIDOLS #3 IN KPOPIDOLS #1 IN HYUNJIN #1 IN SKZ #3 IN KPOP #2 IN STRAYKIDS #1 IN BANGCHAN

"Hello, is this pizza hut?" "No, it's pizza bungalow." Wherein Jeongin's last supper took a wrong turn and he's now stuck with a delusional fangirl. [ The skz texting series has no set order, start anywhere. ]

Anti romantic + Philophobic = Mayhem Seungmin- hellbent to prove to his friends that dating apps are useless- creates an account and encounters all sort of users and that particular DAMN creature. [ The skz texting series has no set order, start anywhere. ]

Modern day Romeo and Juliet, but let's make it rivalry between two schools and let's spice it up with crack, fluff and a little something I call clownery. [The skz texting series has no set order, start anywhere.]

Hate at first text at its finest. Hyunjin hates the new girl, the new girl hates Hyunjin just as much. Why the hell are they texting if they can't stand each other? Kids these days. Their behavior is so Ugh... [The text series has no set order, start anywhere.]

Black is such a happy colour. So happy Changbin refuses to wear anything else and is so hell bent it'll remain that way. Only for some bet he made with a colour loving freak to threatening his years worth of streak. [The text series has no set order, start anywhere.]

Author; What would you like for today? Readers: We'd like a classic cliche wrong number, a side of Chaos, a double whip of sass and for dessert we'd like fluff. Thank you. Minho is given a wrong number and boy is he mad about it. [The text series has no set order, start anywhere.]

Chan is unfortunate enough to be the victim of a spam text from a crazy person [The text series has no set order, start anywhere.]

What's buried should be left untouched, but I guess some nosy humans just can't help it. And it seems like this mysterious number dug up from the sand might be keeping a secret too big to handle. [The Skz text series has no set order, start anywhere.]