WeLl FlIp mY FLaPjAcKs ------------------------- HIGHEST RATING: #1 in Deltarune (I don't own these memes)

"There is a legend in these parts...About untamable beasts...And of course, the legend is, too, about those who tame the untamable." This is a Red x Blue/Green (whatever you wanna call him--I'm calling him Blue) boy x boy/ man x man or yaoi story. You could also say it's a namelesshipping story or an originalshipping story, and the scary part is here that I could actually go on. Anyway, basically if you're interested in Red x Blue from Pokemon, maybe give this fanfic a shot, yeah? Rated M for possible future violent scenes, cussing, and definite future smut. ♪Like him, I am doubtful♪ ♪That your love is true♪ ♪But if you decide to call on me♪ ♪Ask for Mr. Blue♪

"Good girl..." Red praised, walking out of the tall grass with Pikachu, "Now where are you from...?" he wondered, reaching for the silver, teardrop pendant on her collar. Red turned it over, but there was nothing engraved on the back. He worked at it gently, wondering if it opened. It did open. On the one side of the teardrop, there was a picture of a much happier Eevee wearing this very collar. On the other side of the teardrop, there was a smiling young man who appeared to be Red's age. This is a boy x boy story between Red and Blue/Green--whoever you consider to be the male--from the Pokémon Kanto and Johto region video games. If you don't like it, just don't read it. Table of Contents (With Descriptions): Book 1: Teenagers Chapter 1: Eevee--Lost or Found? Chapter 2: A Misdreavus Misunderstanding Chapter 3: You Wanna Know Why Your Eyes Are Brown? Chapter 4: An Eevee Can Make All the Difference Chapter 5: Yellow's a Stupid Color Chapter 6: A Golden Opportunity Chapter 7: The Mighty Oak!...And Ditto STDs? Chapter 8: Blue, Blue Relapse Chapter 9: A Charmander Lullaby Can Steal a Heart Tonight Chapter 10: Half-Asleep, It's Lunacy to Think...of Lemons (Smut) Chapter 11: If You Go down to the Woods Today... Chapter 12: Author's Note (Author's Note) Chapter 13: The Fangirls' Guide to Dealing with Mega Baes Chapter 14: A Pokémon's Trainer (Mature Themes) Chapter 15: Love Among Other Things (Mature Themes, Smut) Chapter 16: Wake Up and Smell the Blood (Mature Themes) Chapter 17: Like a Seashell (Mature Themes) End of Book 1 Book 2: Young Adults Chapter 1: Well, I See Your Eyes Are Still Brown (Mature Themes, Dedicated Chapter)