❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

So, I was doing a critique tonight. And it was the person’s first book. And I was writing a bunch of the same things that I’ve written on a million other critiques since I started on Wattpad. And, it occurred to me that I keep giving people the same advice—advice that nobody gave me—and advice that beginner writer’s NEED. So I decided to put some of it down in a book, although I’m guessing most people won’t read it. Haha But the title pretty much says it all...

Hey Ladies! Ready for more laughter, sarcasm, rants, and overall fun? Haha don't worry I know I'm being cheesy. WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF STUPID GIRLY THINGS THAT ONLY GIRLS WILL UNDERSTAND! Let the girly-ness (not really but okay) begin! Highest Ranking: #1 in Random

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Basically a book about things I HAVE TO RANT ABOUT. Some are good, some are bad. Just like my other book BAD GRAMMAR. HOPE U GUYS ENJOY!!!

Wattpad Cliches | Cliches are all over in this app, haven't you noticed? -REACHED #196 IN RANDOM -3-13-17 -UNDER EDIT ©2016 whatsgoodb wattpad

Okay, so this little book is going to give you an idea of the crazy weird life that I call mine. Some things in here may not make COMPLETE sense to most of y'all since I'm a bit on the nutty side, hehe... Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this because I worked really hard on it, so toodles for now! (BTW, that means bye, In case you didn't understand ).

A collection of strange but interesting things I have seen on Wattpad- and what I have to say about it. Highest ranking: #28 in Rants | Ongoing |

WattPad is one of those websites that you love and hate at the same time. Well, you mostly hate the books, but back to the point! You hate some of the books. They're just so cliché/cheesy/lame/bad/terrible that you just want to throw your iPad/iPhone/iPod/tablet/computer to the wall. Well, in this book, I'll be complaining about those! Welcome to my world of Wattpad rants!

She was told to fear him... She was told that his evil would devour her... She was told to stay far away... But what if they were all wrong? What if the Cold Prince could love? What if he loved her? Anya is born with a gift that only the royal families of the Ice Clan possess: White Fire, a power colder than ice that can destroy anything in its path. It is the most powerful force that can be wielded by man - one that can stop the Fire Clan from winning a ten year war against their nation. But it is rumored that this gift comes with consequences. It is a power known to lead a man into darkness... When Anya is sent to the castle to train as a warrior along with three others, she finds out how difficult life will be. Especially with the bone-chilling Cold Prince training her, and a King who has taken a special liking to her. But there is a darkness in the castle ready to devour anything in its path, and Anya quickly learns who she can and can't trust within the walls of Ice and Despair... (BOOK ONE - First 3 chapters available)