Petekey oneshots that ill be updated spratically

I'm Mikey Way, the grand twenty year old virgin and general klutz when it came to anything vaguely romantic, with a twenty five year old hermit of a brother who only leaves the basement to visit his not quite boyfriend, Frank. I'm also an anti-social mess who's most definitely going to get kicked out of his English course at college by the professor who's more than a little convinced I'm a pyromaniac, unless by some miracle the guy I met at the comic store who wants to suck me off is actually a reincarnation of William Wordsworth. I think Pete may be one of the weirdest people I've ever met, I mean, there are not many people who find amusement in so casually involving blowjobs in their first conversation with you. Pete was a man whore, I thought man whore was a pretty weird term, but I guess Pete was a pretty weird person, so it just sort of fit, like pieces in a puzzle, or a dick in his mouth, apparently. Maybe things would end up with Pete being my friend, or maybe even something more than that, wouldn't that just be... odd? Puzzle pieces, huh? But things are never quite that straight forward, things just love to stray just off the key of reason.

It's the Fourth Of July! This is basically a book where I take every evidential petekey song, and I will analyze the lyrics. My English teacher better be proud of me.

Mom, please pick me up. I'm scared.

Let's just say that neither Pete or Mikey were very open to having another boy coming to stay with them. For all Pete knew, he could have been a spy sent to find him by the agency he lived in fear of. He doesn't want to be taken away, but more importantly, another boy living at their house means there's a risk he is going to lose his best friend, and in all honesty, he'd probably rather lose control. TW// Schizophrenia, Suicide (at the end, it's fairly obvious where it's happening)

Parading your love in your homes is easy. At least for Pete Wentz it is. He's open about love no matter where he is. But Mikey. The limelight isn't his scene and he gets scared. Why can't he see it's the same thing as being alone? petekeyaf 2015 ©

*** REUPLOAD FROM AO3 *** Mikey Way grew up heavily involved in the church. Hymnals, scriptures, and bible verses were like second languages to him. He'd been attending a heavily Christian boarding school in a Chicago suburb for as long as he could remember, and religion was one of the only consistencies in his life. The church had always been his home, even if he had to subconsciously repress major parts of himself to stay holy. Pete Wentz grew up in a religious household, attending church every week and always dreading it more than cattle dreads being turned into meat. By the time he hit puberty, he knew that he liked boys and that the religion he was forced into was not for him. Now, Pete and Mikey are both seventeen. After an excessive, tumultuous argument between Pete and his parents about his sexuality, they decide to send him off to a Christian boarding school, hoping he'd be cured of his so-called sin. Pete is convinced that he's gonna hate it there. That all changes when he arrives and meets the cute (and very, very religious) dirty blonde haired boy with whiskey brown eyes that's now his roommate.

this is the best thing you're ever going to read so sit down and get ready for it ok man i love broccoli and pete wentz this is going to be the best thing ever omfg

Mikey Way picks up a tambourine and gets taught an important lesson about not taking things from strangers !!!

"Everyone needs someone." Mikey Way was a strange kind of person. He was always outside, but he wasn't too outdoorsy. He didn't have any friends of his own, and spent a lot of time in the local woods by himself, feeling lonely. Pete Wentz was internet famous. He was almost never outside, and was anything but outdoorsy. He had three million followers on his social media, but a shocking lack of actual friends. The two of them meet under unexpected circumstances, and click instantly. Mikey finally had a friend of his own, his someone, and Pete had a person who couldn't treat him like a celebrity.