After the terrible incident in Utah, former debater Charlie Kirk gets transported in a Israeli-goverment-funded plane while the whole world thinks he died from the sniper shot in his neck... Charlie miraculously wakes up with a cervical collar and a bandage where he got shot, and slowly finds out that he ended up in a weird, almost tropical island. From his imposing neck brace, he can figure out two silhouttes in front of him : his former and beloved president, Donald J. Trump, and the American financier, Jeffrey Epstein. Both of those men seem particularly interested in the smaller injured man, taking great care of him. Charlie, confused of what happened and why he's here, figures out that these men are almost competing for having his attention. What will Charlie do ? Will he fall in love with A MAN of all things ? Or, even more interesting, will he choose both at the same time ? PS : This is completely satirical and isn't supposed to reflect the author's own political beliefs, so you may NOT take this seriously 🥹

Don't read if under the age of 14

Rewrote this at the start of the year, I recommend the ogs to reread this if they haven't... After being kidnapped and dropped away from the only world they knew and into a land colonised by diseases and mutated beings, four groups of Robloxians are forced to survive the horrors and navigate their way out. Unbeknownst to them, if it were only that simple... Discoveries will be made. Friendships will form and break. Minds will wither. Bodies will pile up. Who will make it out alive and who will be claimed by the myths of the forest? ---- A Roblox YouTuber survival horror AU, a repost and rewritten version of a fic I posted and took down years ago (for many reasons.) Crossposted to AO3

An adorable and touching short created by spongebobbiggestfan staring the one and only SpongeBob Squarepants. In this Fanfiction you will actually experience how a relationship with a certain yellow porous sea sponge would be like. ~ Spongebobbiggestfan (Update 3 years later: I cringed so hard at that description! Well y'all can now join me)

Fanfics of the homophobic guys and girls from my old school that I wrote when I was still in school or just new ones that I came up with. Teachers and shit included.

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Poofesure gets frustrated playing Wii Sports and needs a quick way to achieve some relief. The Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside sitting on his desk isn't what he had in mind at first. Things escalate quickly.

| PLEASE DON'T GET OFFENDED BY THIS IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY MASTERPIECE THEN LEAVE PLS 🙏‼️| one day, jesus sets out on an adventure to satan. little does he know, that is the last time he has seen his dear land - heaven.

Joe Biden moves in with his best friend and secret crush Donald Trump after his wife died in Afghanistan going to war and then one night Trump gets drunk and then....find out!!! Inspired House of Gold by @DrewDanisLuvv

everyone knows Osama Bin Laden as a interntational terrorist but did you know he also had a love life this is what this story is about the beautiful story of Osama bin laden falling in love with MikeTheBike a infidel from Florida osama hated that he loved this infidel but sometimes the heart wants what it wants