Drake never believed in love... but when he saw the one and only George W. Bush walk through the doors of his favorite ski resort his belief changed. **warning: mature content - INTENSE LOVE MAKING ** We hope you enjoy this awesome story made my two best friends. enjoy ;)

Ronaldo's mom took his son, Ronaldo, to Mcdonald's after she beat him for several hours straight. But they didn't know that a handsome dude disguised as Ronald Mcdonald would encounter them.. 8================================D Cred: Me and Oskar Nickle Ass ***** *********** ***** (Who lives at ************* *) and is 15 years old, his birthday is at **th *********. He goes to **************. He lost his virginity at 9/11, when the plane crashed, he landed ;) (Cred for the line: Linda ******* ******, who lives at ********* **, she is gonna live somewhere at ********* at the age of 19. She is 15 years old, and her birthday is at **th ********. She has * siblings and * parents.) Oskar has * siblings and * parents.

Poofesure gets frustrated playing Wii Sports and needs a quick way to achieve some relief. The Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside sitting on his desk isn't what he had in mind at first. Things escalate quickly.

Fuck your OTP. Obmila is life

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

THIS IS SMUT IF YOURE 3 YEARS OLD PLS DONT READ.. this is all lust t4t miracle machine x zelda shit lolzies 🥺

Think your childhood was great? Think it was perfect and filled with great shows? Sorry, that's why I'm here. To ruin all of those good memories of tv shows. :3 #sorrynotsorry Read at your own cost! xx // Disclaimer- Not all mine, I just do the research //

everyone knows Osama Bin Laden as a interntational terrorist but did you know he also had a love life this is what this story is about the beautiful story of Osama bin laden falling in love with MikeTheBike a infidel from Florida osama hated that he loved this infidel but sometimes the heart wants what it wants

bros to hoes,,,,,, when osama sad.. he gay.... so donald make him very bad and they do things that are gay and make hay but one day they make gay and realize they lay! btw thas not obama on the cover trust its osama why wont u belive me u gusy are so mean

when terrorist meemaw seeks new excitement in her ever-shortening life, she never suspects that she'll find love in the most of peculiar places... smut tension