You transferred to the infamous Arkham Asylum. Your first patient is the Joker. The clown prince of crime, the jester of genocide. He opens up just to mess with your head before clamping down... Will you go back to the past and go mad? Or will you save your sanity?

Stuck in Gotham City with one ambition, one parent, and one pair of heels, what happens when a scarred criminal enters Julie's life? Original Title: Crime & Chaos ✧.* #1 in #darkknight for over 2 months! ✧.*𝐓𝐃𝐊 𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧✧.*

You're new to Gotham, you work for the GCPD, and The Joker is really just some urban legend to you. However, you soon discover that he's real, and with it you find yourself dangerously involved in the web of Gotham and the workings of the Clown Prince of Crime himself. But what happens when you fall for his charms? (Characters mostly pulled from the Arkham games and the comic lore)

I might continue this if I get 2 views or at least one like. THIS IS A JOKE. NOT SERIOUS.

After the Joker and Harley Quinn get into a fight over Batman, Harley gives Joker a beating that knocks him unconscious. When he wakes up, he doesn't remember who the Joker is, recalling instead a life as a man named Jack Napier. Harley is desperate to figure out if this is a horrible joke, or if she really has lost her Joker forever...

[Batman Villains Fanfic.] After Two-face bets that Joker is a lightweight drinker, Joker proposes to settle that he can indeed hold his ale by hitting Gotham's finest nightclubs. Meanwhile, the night before, Harley decides on having a sleepover. (As posted on my Fanfiction.net account)

The Joker narrates a typical evening at Arkham Asylum. Joker's portrayal is based heavily off of The Killing Joke, Batman the Animated Series, the Arkham games, Batman: Death of the Family, and The Three Jokers.

Dark Waters, a TDK Joker fanfic "'I've been here a long time, playing with your hair. You must have been thinking about something... important,' he said, the familiar voice out of sync with his present appearance. He leaned in closer, his scarf falling down and exposing his scarred lips. He spoke as if he was telling her a secret that was only between the two of them. 'You know, people will think we're lovers, here on the rocks, watching the water.'" As the social fabric of Gotham begins to fray and the Joker's intrusion into her life escalates, Anna struggles to maintain control. But is she threatened by the Joker or by something within herself? Notes: I don't have a set timeline on new chapters, but do plan to continue writing this. I have some other creative projects I'm working on right now but already have a couple of future chapters written, so Annie and the Joker will be back. [Note 2/24: It may be a few months rather than a few weeks break, unfortunately. I've got some writer's block on chap. 11 and I don't want to continue until I get it right!] I've had so much fun writing, hoping that maybe a few others out there will enjoy reading! The story diverges from the movie during the ballroom scene in Part 1. In Part 2, the newspaper article helps explain how changes have rippled out onto the political scene in Gotham. I include some images and media on my cross postings on Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/gotham25052 TW: violence - some of it described graphically, heavy themes including contemplation of death, non-consensual drug use, major invasion of personal space, explicit sexual content, smut This is fanfic, so of course I don't own any characters from The Dark Knight (Joker, Batman, etc.). The main female character is original.

Before I was me I was me but I was a less delusional more serious less funny kinda guy with PTSD. But my wife changed that all.