Let's say that I was a little unsatisfied with the stories I read with Kyle, soo I decided to write my own. Maybe it's not some kind of perfection, but I am getting somewhere

you and your family just moved to south park. with junior year around the corner, a job was the only thing on your mind. you book a job housesitting for the house next door while they went on vacation. the only problem is, they didn't bring their 16 year old son. he's your issue now! TW: will have talk of alcohol and alcohol abuse sexual assault, fighting some sexual content ;) cursing and all TW will be before the chapter they are in!!! have fun!

you are the popular girl at south park high that everyone knows and loves. you're the captain of the soccer team, you get great grades, president of two clubs and have many friends including wendy, token, nichole, and bebe. your life seems perfect from the outside, but in reality it is fucked up beyond words. no one seems to care or even know. until, you meet one kid that you never knew was even there and he changes your life forever... TW⚠️‼️ - mention of bulimia, self harm, anxiety and depression - also mention of mild sexual harassment - also it's gonna get spicy sexually at some points so be warned - NSFW (??) i don't really know what this means but i thought i should include it just in case DISCLAIMER: - all art goes to original artists i did not make any of it myself (if you know the artist please comment and i will mention them asap) - everyone is aged up (16/17) - i do not own any of the characters (that's all matt and trey) i just made up the story

Ambitious. Nerdy. Respectful. Kyle Broflovski is the top student in school. He studies hard and is the captain of the school's basketball team. He's smart, athletic, and handsome. A combination that would make any girl interested. But every time a girl shows him any interest (or he shows interest in a girl), Cartman takes things into his own hands to ruin Kyle's relationships. So when he develops new feelings for a girl he has known all his life, he keeps his feelings for her hidden from his friends. Not just because of Cartman's schemes, but also because she is considered off-limits and could destroy his friendship with his best friend. Then there is the fact that her best friend is in love with her, too. She is everything he wants in a girl. It's a bonus that she is absolutely stunning. How could he not fall for her? ∘₊✧───────────────✧₊∘ Beautiful. Kind. Flirty. Y/n Marsh is a girl any boy would dream to be with. The one catch, she's got two overprotective brothers-her best friend is practically a second brother to her-that scare off anyone dumb enough to approach her. That doesn't really matter since she doesn't care about dating while still in school. All she wants is to finish high school with decent grades and make fun memories with her best friend. Plans change when she asks her brother's best friend for help in their English class. As they grow closer, her admiration for the boy turns into real genuine feelings. How will her brother react to this news? And why is her best friend suddenly acting strange? TWs: Swearing, attempted SA, sexual content, ect. [Recommend Age: 16+] [Word Count: 66,236] Previously Titled: Everything Has Changed

Y/N is a Part-time Barista at Tweek Bros Coffee, and are staying in South Park with your aunt, uncle, and cousin due to your parents going through a divorce. Your parents send you to South Park in order to prevent you from having to deal with the stress and heartache that's to come of the divorce. You aren't planning on staying long, just until the divorce is over. However, some things happen in South Park that might change your life forever. Please keep in mind that these characters are aged up to be 18+!

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

you would classify yourself as an observer. you preferred to keep to yourself and mind her own business, which wasn't hard in your large school in california. but when your mom suddenly gets sick, you're forced to move to a small mountain town, and quickly become the center of everyone's attention. but there's really only one person's attention you care about.

"maybe if your face wasn't so littered with freckles you'd get bitches." "..i love his freckles-" when y/n's family moves to south park, the circumstances were less than desired. although she wasn't all too fond of moving, the little town did have some special spark to it. "special" was an interesting word to use per say, but it was true. y/n is an outstanding student, though of course a burnt out gifted kid simply trying to live up to her expectations. her life is seemingly perfect, but her mind seems to often cascade her into tragedy over and over. her brain often felt clouded and confused, unsure of what she truly wanted. she wanted to make her family and friends proud more than anything, and didn't need and distractions. however, when kyle broflovski somehow edges himself in her life, y/n finds herself more confused than ever. this dorky teenager surely managed to accidentally tug at her heart strings, and y/n now finds herself openly seeking out this distraction, and even worse, her academic rival.

deciding to take a different route to class, you walked through the corridor with curiosity before a group of boys passed by. you had no idea that you would run into the group of boys frequently or that you would grow close to one boy in particular. "i want you to be my only . ." "i just be stuck on you." . .READ CHAPTER "INFO" BEFORE READING

You are Cartman's cousin and your family have recently moved to Southpark, will you be able to make friends? ~ You are female ~ You and all the other students in this are 17-18 years old. I'm not American so I apologise if anything about the school system is wrong. These characters do not belong to me, they're from the show South Park. This is mostly written as a guilty pleasure. There is smut in this book.