Kyle broflovski hears the news of Eric Cartman and Heidi Turners new relationship, He's immediately disgusted by it but he doesn't know why until he begins coughing out flowers and petals and after doing some research he finds out that he has the hanahaki disease, a disease born from a one sided love, if the love is not returned soon enough the petals will fill the unrequited's lungs, killing them, he believes the key to curing him is Heidi, he couldn't be further from correct.

Cartman stole Kyle's 4th grade diary, and he has to pretend to be nice and submissive to Cartman to get the diary back, but things don't go as planned, and they (might possibly) accidentally fall in love. *cover art by: @Rawliney*

A story where Cartman decides to be nice to Kyle for a week to see what happens- *spoiler* love happens 🤭 THIS IS NOT DISCOUNTED AND I WILL NOT FORGET ABOUT IT, THIS WILL BE CONTINUED UNTIL DECEMBER(?) *(?-> will make a Christmas Special kyman story bc y not)* NOOOOOT HAPPPINING 😭 (I got motivation and wanted to do this finally- might make more stories tbh)

Eric Cartman has secretly had a crush on Kyle Broflovski for longer than he can remember, but what happens when that secret starts to come out? (This is the first time I've ever wrote a serious fanfic, so it might not be that good-) (Also cover art is mine :> )

As Junior year begins, the four boys go back to school as upperclassmen. Their friendship isn't what it used to be, though. Stan and Kenny pay little to no attention to their friends, and Kyle and Cartman refuse to interact with each other after a brutal fight. Things don't go as planned when Kyle realizes that Cartman is in his history class. Even worse, they're forced to partner up and work together on a project about the Irreconcilables. Will the irony of the situation rekindle their friendship and bring something greater out of it, or will they remain enemies forever? (The story cover is temporary)

I've been writing this story since 2014 and the first 4 chapters aren't really anything special but it does get better in chapter 5 and up, I'd say. A fan-fiction about Kyle & Cartman when they're 16 - 18 CW: foul language, mild substance abuse

Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric have been friends for years. However, as senior year goes on, shocking secrets are revealed, and the future of their friendship is placed into question. Kyle has been in love with Stan since 4th grade, but the ever oblivious Stan is always off with his girlfriend Wendy Testaburger, the cheerleading captain and student council president at South Park High. Will Kyle finally be able to get Stan's attention or will he find love elsewhere in his number one tormenter Eric Cartman? Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this book or any of the pictures used. No copyright infringement is intended. I just wanted to give my take on how I think Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny will be like in high school.

This is an ongoing fanfic about the growing relationship between Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman. (All characters are aged up by 5 years)

Kyle now in his senior year of high school finds that he doesn't have a date to prom. leave it to Cartman to come up with a scheme that would help Kyle. Of course things are not what they expected Also I wrote this at 3 am without any editing

When Kyle finds himself poor and in debt with a sick mother, he resorts to a job he dreaded of doing; becoming a butler. He's hopeless, with the fear of his mother dying, his brother not fulfilling his dream, and him becoming homeless. It isn't until a careless, successful rich man becomes his master; and it's a face he's dreaded the past 12 years. Extra Information; Everyone is 22, includes alcohol usage and mature themes.