When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames. "That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. ― A BTS crackfic © 2019 asakayu trailer by @Kidrauhl8Forever

"Jungkook. Just. Humped. Me." BTS Jungkook x Reader Bunny JK ❤️❤️ lol it sounds weird but trust me Highest Rank: [#1 in Fanfiction]

Hoseok and his girlfriend broke up just a few months ago and now all he wants is to get laid with no strings attached. One night his best friend Nari decides to help him with that despite being in a relationship with a controlling psycho. One time can't hurt, but it turns into more times. Before they know it, Hoseok and Nari find themselves caught in a complicated web of sex, lies, crime, fear, and so much pain. Or Hoseok starts sleeping with his best friend but it gets complicated when her boyfriend turns out to be more than just an abusive asshole and they have to get an attorney and detective involved. ------------ Story includes: Smut Physical/emotional abuse Reference to sexual abuse

He is the successor of his family's business empire, and you are the female heir of yours. After the trouble his older brother had created in the past, he now must face certain requirements needed for the sake of the family's future and to save his rights of inheritance, and you become his only way out. Everything might seem so simple, just the way they are supposed to be. But everything isn't always what it seems, is it? Character | Min Yoongi x female reader Genre | CEO!Yoongi, Arranged Marriage!AU, Heirs!AU, Organised Crime!AU Ratings | 18+/Mature; will contain explicit/mature scenes that are not suitable for minors, also includes: alcohol consumption, mentions of characters' death, usage of guns/other weapons, and depiction of violence - © Tomoe Dia, all rights reserved. reposting/modifying of any kind is not allowed. unsolicited translations are not allowed. First published & completed in 2020. Rewritten and re-published in 2024. Rankings: #1 in #btsangst - May 2025

"Out of all people..." Tara mutters under her breath, shaking her head. Jin clenches his jaw in annoyance whilst looking down at the arrow on his wrist pointing to her. He then looks at the arrow on her wrist pointing at himself. "The universe could've atleast paired me with someone decent. And you're far from the word. So why the hell is it you?" ○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○ As soon as someone turns 18, a little arrow appears on their left wrist. That arrow acts like a compass. However instead of pointing north, it points to their soulmate. The universe leaves them with a mission: find who the arrow points to. And the person who it points to for Tara? Well...she really hopes that arrow will point to someone else soon. They both do. ○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○ Started: 25th of June 2021 Finished: 24th of October 2021 ○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○ #1 in arrows #1 in forlife #1 in jinfanfic #1 in btsjin #1 in btsseokjin #2 in eighteen #3 in seokjinfanfic #4 in soulmate

"Screw the rules. I want you, Kim Y/N." THIS FIC WAS MADE INTO CLICKBAIT FOR A YOUTUBE VIDEO COMPLAINING ABOUT KOREABOOS LOLLL ITS NOT THAT BAD GIVE IT A CHANCE you can find an audio cover on TerryTV :) Highest Ranking : [#1 in Fanfiction] BTS Park Jimin x reader High school teacher AU Translations: Spanish

"Why do you need my opinion? Sounds like you've got a little auralism kink going on." She teases before taking a sip of her drink. "What's auralism?" you question, furrowing your eyebrows. "It means you're turned on by sound, like voyeurism but with sound instead of sight." She states. You raise your eyebrows, now intrigued. "Huh. Is it possible to only have that kink with one person though?" you question. "Because I've had plenty of phone sex with long distance partners and I've never had anyone else's voice turn me on like that." "Well then he must be pretty damn good at his job, isn't he?" She teases. ... You have yet to find a man since your most recent ex-boyfriend to please you. You get set up with new dates all the time by your friend, but none of them suffice. Stumbling upon a Twitter page of a man, Yoongi, who is well-known for posting moaning audio recordings, you call him one time to see if dirty talking with him over the phone would help. After a few phone calls, you both become hooked. Could this be the guy for you? A Min Yoongi fan fiction 18+ if you don't like smut, this isn't for you. ©️ All Rights Reserved jxngkookisdaddy 2024 #1 btsmyg 8/31/24 #1 dirtybts 8/31/24 #1 suga 9/6/24, 9/8/24 #1 sugafanfic 12/4/24 #1 yoongifanfic 3/13/25 #2 dirtybts 3/2/24, 4/15/24 #2 sugaxreader 8/26/24 #5 agustd 4/15/24 Started: 1/13/24 Ended: 12/24/24

"Or at least get one fuck buddy, so you're not bringing random men in here and making me cook for them." "You're my chef. You're getting paid to cook for me and whomever I ask you to cook for. What's your problem with it?" A small smile creeps into his face. "My problem," he leans forward to mumble into your ear. "Is that you should be sleeping with someone who can actually satisfy you. Not someone who gets off, leaves you unfinished, and expects to be served food afterwards without doing their job. My problem is that you should be sleeping with me." ... A Kim Seokjin fanfiction about Jin being your personal chef. *this contains sex, cuss words, and possibly some drinking. If any of these things offend you, please don't read* 18+ only ©️All Rights Reserved jxngkookisdaddy 2020 RANKS: #1 kimseokjin 12/20/20, 12/25/20, 12/26/20 #1 btsseokjin 2/24/22, 3/15/23, 5/4/23 #1 btsjimin 3/25/21 #1 jin 8/2/21 #1 seokjin 8/2/21 #2 fanfiction 3/8/22 #1 btssmut 4/8/22, 4/9/22 #1 yoongi 4/28/22 #2 ksj 7/1/23 #1 Seokjinxreader 1/8/24 #2 btsjin 9/30/24 #2 jinxreader 8/25/24 STARTED: 2/14/20 ENDED: 5/15/21

"Such an innocent peach.....my father and I have the power to rule the country. We also have the money to. You be a bad girl and we take away your father's money with just one meeting with his boss. It's super easy...I can do it right now, sweet cheeks. What do you say, hm? You'll be obedient?" BOSS -> OBEDIENCE

"How can you not be on time for a simple arrival?" He laughs a little too evilly. "But I understand why your father put you as this low ranking job. Just a pity employment, I'm assuming." "We've only met and you're being such a-" I stop myself quickly. Oh, my goodness. I nearly just ruined everything my father trusted me with. I have to be more careful. "I'm sorry for raising my voice, sir." I bow my head, biting down my bottom lip to keep more unnecessary words from coming out. Hoseok smiles. "Little assistant, you have to watch your mouth. You don't want your father to get a bad report about his dear daughter. Right?" I tighten my jaw. "Right." "Good girl." He chuckles. "Now get me some green tea and no leaves please. I almost choked on a leaf the other day and it was not a fun experience." "Of course, s-sir." Start: 4/30/17 End: 6/2/17