She's just a girl, trying to find herself.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

"His passion is dynamic and I have fallen prey to his desires," A life changing relocation from a small Ohio town to New York City for sixteen year old Emma Black, throws her life into turmoil. Five years later, battling depression and social isolation, she is left endlessly pining for Adam,the love she left behind. Waiting on his promise of a happily ever after, Emma refuses to move on or seize any opportunities her fathers wealth has given her. With no future endeavours or any aspirations, Emma applies for a position as a server at one of billionaire Bennett Dean's exclusive clubs. Her immediate attraction to this wealthy and devastatingly handsome young man both shocks and delights her. She finds herself unable to control her burgeoning feelings for someone else after all these years, but is thrilled to find Bennett feels the same as they embark on an intense and passionate affair. Yet what promises are made threaten to be broken when Adam finally arrives to make good on his word and Emma is put to the test. Now that he is back, Emma is torn by two. Who will she choose?

Belle Wilkes is miserable living in her small town in the south. Unlike her family and friends, she actually wants to make something out of her self, and she isn't content with what her family considers 'normal life' after graduation. When an acceptance letter from Stanford University arrives, Belle leaves her town behind and flies to California to further her education. Sadly, Belle soon realizes that life at Stanford isn't as easy as she thought it would be. Two guys from completely different worlds make their way into her heart, her roommate treats her like trash, and on top of that, she chooses the class taught by the hardest teacher at school. Will Belle give up and go home, or will she actually fight for what she wants? Read on to find out! ~Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. Nelson Mandela~

If a guy is in danger and his mother gets all freaked out, what will he do? Get himself a bodyguard, right? But what happens if his mother gets him a bodyguard and it's a girl? Let me tell you, that's a major bruise to his ego and no guy wants that. Join Gina and Michael as they make their journey avoiding bad guys and killing some, is Michael a wimp? Maybe.

[Includes Something about Summer & After Rain] Raine Evans had everything. Okay, maybe not. So she avoided her problems a bit too much and didn't have the best past, but she was happy. Then summer came. What started out as a crazy challenge and a devious, match-making best friend turned into an unconscious game of hearts. And somehow, everything she had been running from became inevitable. Three years later, it's all still broken. Forever had became just another seven letter word, and moving on was the only way to go. Until a chance meeting puts everything on pause. But no one's really ready to try again. After all, things are so much harder the second time around [WattyAwards2012 Finalist: Humor]

At the start of a new school year 16 year old Spencer Bennett finds herself lost. She had lost most of her friends over the summer and was no longer on speaking terms with her best friend Chloe. She befriends Quinn Stewart, the bad girl of her High school and with Quinn's help she sets out to go after the guy she likes. However, there are many obstacles that she must face along the way before she can get what she wants.

OLD VERSION Self-proclaimed pathetic being Sam Anderson is shocked when her ex-almost-boyfriend, Austin, comes up to her and asks her to drive him all the way across the country to California just so he can see his girlfriend. Thinking she was only getting into a quick, scenic car ride across America, she finds herself saying yes, but that couldn't be farther from the truth. In fact, Sam had no idea she was signing up for two weeks of getting lost, eating crap, and falling in love all over again. [ current cover by isasecret ] THIS THING IS OLD. OKAY? THERE ARE PLOT HOLES AND PIECES OF BAD WRITING GALORE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. I DON'T NEED SNARKY COMMENTS GOT IT? COOL