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Valerie and Jeordie have been best friends since pretty much ever. Then the Disease came. How can two teenagers survive the zombie apocalypse?

[COMPLETE ✓] Rumour has it that a new guy is joining our class this year. All the girls are going crazy, imagining all the case scenarios from cliché YA books: mysterious, rebel, bad boy, werewolf, fallen angel, even vampire! The worst part, I don't even think they have read the books; they only watched the films. However, it doesn't make much difference to me, it's not like he is going to see me. No one sees me. Oh but don't worry, I got used to this and I learnt to enjoy it. Believe me, being unseen has its perks. I'll show you. ⋙⋘ Illustrator: Sarah Bochaton

They're stronger, faster, and have better hearing than a normal human. Their amazing hearing makes up for their lack of smell and their bad eyesight. They aren't zombies. They're more like mutants. They've been roaming this earth for about a year now, and I've been escaping their wrath for about a year now. I'm Ash Princeton and this is my horrible, messed up life.

In the sequel to Flesh...Zombies....Oh My: Allison's adventures continue as she leads her group to survivors to safety. Well, what she believe to be safety. Her mind slowly begins to wonder about a lot of things and unwind. She doesn't know what to think anymore. The world isn't what is used to be. Things are slowly beginning to crumble and she starts to wonder, how long can they go on?

4 ordinary teens are tossed in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Their only chance of surviving, getting to Miami from Canada. The only thing standing in their way, the undead...

Sasha Meadows, that girl who everybody used to know as the snotty little nerdy kid with a rich family, who ran away after been pushed to her limits, well now she's back and is definitely not that girl who she used to be, a mixture of drugs and gangs, along with a badass boyfriend is all it took to change her. Her parents gave up on her determined there is no way back for her, but maybe her secret knight in shining amour is enough to save her from herself?

'Mate.' My wolf whispered. Holy shit my mates a badass. She'll make on badass Luna. First werewolf story read it you've got nothing to lose.