In honor of the new year.

*this is a spin off of my original story* It's been many years, and Squidward and Shrek have each had their own children. This story follows the love life of shrek's only son Herbert, and Squidward's eldest child jermey. This is a satire story!! Please do not take this seriously, I am not this weird usually 😢

This story is that of a true love. One day, Squidward runs into Shrek, and sparks start to fly between them. Read more for drama, intrigue, and a passionate love that will make you revaluate your standards!! (Please don't take this seriously I just needed to write something weird to get past my writers block 😭)